"Mr. Trump, sir. I'm afraid your impeachment hearing has been cancelled."
"Oh, great!" cheered Trump.
"Not great. They're impeaching you without a trial. CNN Newspaper said 'Dirtbag Donghead Ditches Whitehouse. Sir, you're not going to be president anymore, and you're going to court for soliciting several women, embezzlement, murder, evading taxes, driving without a legal license, the list goes on, sir."
Putin was watching through the window. It was honestly no wonder Trump was going to be impeached. He was elected in 2016 and then re-elected in 2020, and then re-re-elected in 2024, and then re-re-re-elected in 2028 after turning the nation into an absolute monarchy, ceding all control to the king.
But still!1!1! Baby Trump can't be impeached!1!1! Putin thought to himself. He had to do something!
So, naturally, he made Russia invade America, which sparked a war. His idea was that if he were to cede control of America, he could restore Daddy Trump as leader.
Britain wasn't happy that Russia invaded America, so declared war on Russia as well.
China wasn't happy that Britain wasn't happy that Russia invaded America, so China declared war on America and Britain.
France wasn't happy that China wasn't happy that Britain wasn't happy that Russia invaded America, that China declared war on America and Britain, so France declared war on China and Russia.
India wasn't happy that France wasn't happy that China wasn't happy that Britain wasn't happy that Russia invaded America, that France declared war on China and Russia, so India declared war on France, Britain, and America.
Now, OMG guys, get this.
So Japan wasn't happy that India wasn't happy that France wasn't happy that China wasn't happy that Britain wasn't happy that Russia invaded America, that India declared war on France, Britain, and America, so Japan declared war on China, Russia, and India.
Well, North Korea wasn't—
Okay, you get the idea.
WW3 had started.
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Trump x Putin || Presidential Romance
Fanfic뜨거운 Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin. Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on. 날 죽여줘
