Lucifer: You're so clingy, Detective
Chloe:
Chloe: YOU came into MY bed
Lucifer:*Snuggling in closer* And you let me? You're smothering me, Detective
. . . . .
Eve/Lucifer: I love you
Maze/Chloe: Shut up
Maze/Chloe:
Maze/Chloe: *quietly* I love you too
. . . . .
Maze: *teaching Chloe how to use Tinder*
Maze: So when you see someone you like, just swipe right
Lucifer: *Smacks phone out of Chloe's hands*
Lucifer: Bloody hell you will, you belong to me
. . . . .
Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend
Chloe: Tell him to be back at 7, we're having dinner.
*Later at dinner*
Chloe: So I heard you were kidnapped
Lucifer: *Ripped up clothing and covered in blood* I was?
. . . . .
Chloe: Why is there blood everywhere??!!
Maze: I may have aggressively poked someone with a blade.
Chloe: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?
Maze: No no, aggressively poked them with a blade
Trixie: Cool!
I'm a hundred percent sure this has actually happened before
. . . . .
Chloe: You're really bad with boundaries
Lucifer: Name one boundary I've crossed
*earlier*
Lucifer: *Randomly appearing in Chloe's house for the millionth time* Hello Detective!
. . . . .
Eve:*Does something stupid in public*
Maze to Linda: Wow, I can't believe you're making me marry her
Linda: I never said that...
Maze: *Walking towards Eve with an engagement ring in hand* Hey Eve, you're never going to believe what Linda is making me do
. . . . .
Lucifer: *watching the news* They're saying some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
Dan: *covered in ink* YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE FUCKING TANK
YOU ARE READING
Random Deckerstar |Lucifer and Chloe| Lucifer Season 5|
FanfictionThis is my sad Deckerstar heart pouring out random Lucifer stuff because I can't wait for Season 5 to come out!!! This will mainly be season 5, part 1, theories based on the evidence they gave us but sometimes I'll just throw in random memes and my...
