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Chapter 1: Are Celestial Activities Legal?

Hell was hell.

The reluctant king had returned and he was not thrilled about it. Sitting on his throne, legs crossed, Lucifer drummed his fingers on the armrests on his unbearably uncomfortable rocky throne, desperately trying to drown out the sounds of screaming. He wasn't sure how much time he had spent in hell but it felt like many millenia.

Every excruciating day was just wake-up, fight off demons, try to shut out the screaming, organise the demons accordingly, fight off the demons again, improve on certain hell loops, suppress the thoughts of her and earth, check out the criminals that he and her help put away, fight off the demons one last time then finally go to bed. Everything was hell, literally.

"My King!" a raspy voice howled.

Mumbling curses under his breath, Lucifer straightened his sleeve cuffs. Has fighting off demon time come already?

"Inevus," Lucifer snarled with a fake smile, "What is it?" A dark figure slowly emerged from the shadows. Her face was similar to Maze's, half human, half decaying skin and rotting flesh.

"My king," the demon drawled, "There seems to be a human here that's hell-loop is mainly centered around you, I thought that you might want to go and stir up some...fun." Well this would take up "drowning the screaming out" time but why not? Lucifer flew down from his throne and followed the demon to a new hell-loop.

"Mr Said-Out-Bitch! Well, well, well, nice to see you!" Lucifer exclaimed in delight. He had opened the hell-loop door and one of his human friends had come to Hell!

"NO! NO! NO! Stay the hell away from me!" the terrified man shrieked and collapsed when he saw the devil. Lucifer chuckled as the criminal edged away. "You always were a funny one, Mr Bitch," Lucifer beamed, crouching down and placing a hand on the man's shoulder.

Scrambling, he grabbed a gun on the floor from his hell-loop and pointed it towards Lucifer. "You're dead!" he screamed as he pulled the trigger.

Lucifer flinched as the bullet made contact with his skin but nothing else happened. A look of pure fear appeared on the man's face and irritation on Lucifer's.

"Which part of 'I'm the devil' did you not understand?" Lucifer lamented as he rolled his eyes. "Did that little squabble we had at my penthouse not assure you of that fact? "

Lucifer rose to his feet and turned around. "Anyways, let's see what we have here, shall we?" Waving his hand, Lucifer rewound the hell-loop and watched the events unfold as the trembling heap on the floor continued to shoot at him desperately.

"Oh! Remember this? Our first meeting?" Lucifer brought up excitedly as the hell-loop showed him and Amenediel stepping into the Jewelry Store.

"DIE!" the man continued screaming as he shot at the extremely oblivious Lucifer.

"Look! That was when I caught you in the van!"

"Why aren't you dying!" he continued screaming as he picked up another gun and continued shooting.

"Good times, good times," Lucifer chuckled.

"Hey!" Lucifer shouted angrily. The man's face went pale in seconds. "You ruined my suit, you monster!" Lucifer complained angrily as he turned his head around to see the many bullet holes marking his expensive suit.

"Give me that!" Lucifer grumbled as he snatched away the guns and crushed them in his hands like they were nothing but paper. The man's jaw started trembling and he became a crying blubbering mess.

"How did you die anyways, Mr Said-Out-Bitch?" Lucifer asked, ignoring the man's nervous breakdown.

As if answering his question, the room around them changed to become an empty building, forcing the mess of a man to be forcibly stood up and running away with a duffel bag full of cash. "Not again!" the man cried desperately.