Cause I have been too busy too write and I have a whole bunch of these prepared since the internet is amazing and I have no self control:) (IM SORRY)
Eve: I can hold the whole world in my hands
Maze: No you can't
Eve:*walks over to Maze and cups her face* Yes I can
Maze:*Almost crying* I have a reputation-
Lucifer: Come on, how many times do I have to apologise?
Amenediel: Once, ONLY ONCE
Lucifer:
Lucifer: No
Maze:*Walking around disappointed after visiting the aquarium*
Eve: Maze, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Maze: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door. Dan, give me your credit card
Dan: Here
Maze: *Pockets it* Thank you. *kicks down door*
Lucifer: I can't get drunk off alcohol, but I love to get drunk off you
Chloe:......
Chloe: Okay, who thinks Lucifer and I are dating, raise your hand.
Everyone: *Raises their hand*
Chloe: Lucifer put your hand down
Lucifer: But you're raising your hand too, Detective
Lucifer: Just be casual, try some light flirting
Maze: Yeah ok, I do that all the time
*Later*
Eve: That was awesome! High 5!
*They high five*
Maze: *Intertwines their fingers*
Eve: Wha-
Maze: I love you
Ella: Are you free on Saturday, 7pm?
Lucifer: Yes
Ella: What about you, Chlo?
Chloe: Um, ya sure
Ella: So I'm not so have fun together!
Chloe: Wait what?
Lucifer: I mean plans are plans, see you on Saturday!
Chloe:*mad*Go fuck yourself!
Lucifer: I much rather fuck you please!
Chloe: Wh-
Maze: He said he rather fuck you!
Ella: He said please too!
Lucifer and Chloe: *Exists*
Ella: Hey guys, I just discovered a new drug. It's called "your relationship" and I'm high on it
Chloe: Why are there little handprints on the wall?!
Maze: *whispering* Why are there little handprints on the wall?
Trixie: Because I have little hands
Maze: Because she has little hands
Eve: Please hold me. The stress is not good for the baby.
Maze: What baby?!
Eve: Me, I'm the baby.
Chloe: I have made the decision to trust you
Lucifer: A horrible decision really
Chloe:*Shooting a bad guy* That's for trying to kill the love of my life!
Lucifer: I'm the love of your life?
Chloe: I don't know I'm still mad at you!
Dan: Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?
Lucifer: It does, 100%
Chloe: So tell me about the celestial team?
Lucifer: I'm the devil and I have the ability to draw out anybody's innermost desires
Amenediel: I'm the firstborn angel and the strongest of them all
Maze: I'm a demon and hell's best torturer
Linda: I make good life decisions
Chloe: That's not a-
Lucifer: Believe me with our track record, she's the most important member
Maze: Chloe just called and she specifically asked me to remind you she wants a simple wedding
Lucifer: Fine! I'll cancel the white doves
Maze: You got white doves!?
Lucifer: Well they don't make black ones!
Dan: But aren't you a damsel in distress?
Maze: I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle it. Have a nice day!
Chloe: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?
Maze:*visibly confused* Is that not what they are called
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Random Deckerstar |Lucifer and Chloe| Lucifer Season 5|
FanfictionThis is my sad Deckerstar heart pouring out random Lucifer stuff because I can't wait for Season 5 to come out!!! This will mainly be season 5, part 1, theories based on the evidence they gave us but sometimes I'll just throw in random memes and my...
