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My Opinions

This is just mostly a rant :)

WHY DO PEOPLE HATE CHLOE?!!!

First of all, Lucifer is the ACTUAL FUCKING DEVIL. 

I don't know about you, but I'll be more than a little scared if I found out the man I love was the devil. 

Also, they were already in a very tense situation. I mean, I don't know but I think finding out the man that you're in love with is the devil, right after you just found out your boss of a police precinct and ex-fiance killed one of your close friends, is a huge crime boss, just tried to kill you, you being shot, and the man you love standing right over the body he just killed, is not the best time to find out. 

I mean all that got thrown at her in a single day! 

And you can't really compare her to Linda, I mean Linda saw it for just a few seconds but Chloe probably saw it longer than that because he didn't realise his devil face was back. Also, Lucifer returned back to human form and checked on Linda and Maze also came to help her too. 

Chloe had no one! 

I mean, yeah she could have stayed but she also has a daughter! Obviously she would be more paranoid than Linda. 

Furthermore, in Linda's case it was a much calmer setting, once again, Chloe JUST GOT FUCKING SHOT. 

Also comparing her to Eve is also really unfair because Eve was literally the first woman on earth. She has interacted with the Big-G before, she knew about Lucifer from the beginning, she was in Heaven for millenia! 

OBVIOUSLY she would be fine. 

Chloe is just human, give her a break! She learned to accept him, by herself! 

And she didn't actually want to send him back to Hell at first! When Kinley first suggested it, she was so against it! But he manipulated her! I mean, can we please all remember, Chloe has a kid! He probably used it against her! 

And he also told her that it would be best for Lucifer too! He used her greatest weaknesses against her! While she was in the most vulnerable place! Give the girl a break! 

ALSO, I have a theory. We all know angels probably self-actualise, what they feel on the inside, shows on the outside. 

Now here's the thing, Lucifer has issues(and the way they handled it in the show is amazing! It's not played off as a joke and it's really well-written, I love how they didn't just write it as "love gets rid of all your issues, yay!", Linda actually told Lucifer he still had work to do to get better) 

His devil face does shit to people! He literally turned 3 people crazy. Now, most of those who he had shown his devil face to,have tried to hurt or kill him. (Fake priest dude and Reese(reporter dude)) 

What if that's because the devil face made them like that. Lucifer has really deep problems(which I want to try to get into the next few chapters), what if he unconsciously made them want to kill him. 

But Chloe didn't do that, she didn't turn crazy, maybe more paranoid but she didn't want to hurt him. In fact she tried to convince him that he wasn't the monster he thought he was. Chloe doesn't deserve the hate she gets. 

I'm not saying what she did was right, but it is understandable. 

And on another note, I really hope they go more into Lucifer's well-being. I really relate to him and it is in a way helpful to me to cope with my own issues:)

Now another point I strongly believe in. 

WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP LUCIFER AND EVE!? 

And I don't ship them because I hate Eve, I actually really like her and she's really cool! 

I hate their ship because it was really toxic for the both of them, ESPECIALLY FOR HER. She deserves better. 

She was such a nice, sweet person but being with Lucifer made her change herself a lot. 

Lucifer was an ass to her and she put up with it because she thought that it was her fault! Because she felt that she needed to change! Lucifer basically became her new Adam! I felt so sorry for her! 

But being with Maze made her more confident, she even stood up to Lucifer! 

They were both faking in the relationship which hopefully everyone knows, IS NOT A GOOD THING. 

They made each other worse, Lucifer literally lost his angel Wings and got devil wings! They would be much better off as friends. 

Two good people together can still be toxic.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

On lighter notes, imagine if Chloe wasn't actually trying to send Lucifer back to Hell(which in all honestly I don't actually want because the whole mess created a really interesting and realistic storyline that was written pretty well), like the vial was actually just perfume, like just imagine.

Chloe: It's perfume.

Lucifer: Oh I've had worse...

Chloe: NO DON'T!

Lucifer: *stares intensely and angrily*

Chloe: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! YOU WERE ABOUT TO DRINK PERFUME WHICH FUN FACT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO! I'VE HAD WORSE IS NOT A FUCKING VALID EXCUSE! AND I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO DIE? WHAT THE FUCK BRO!

Also I find it really adorable when Lucifer complements Chloe, like:

Other women: *Get's really dressed up, puts in a lot of effort*

Lucifer:*Flirts shamelessly, long list of vocabulary*

Chloe: *Literally just flips her hair and maybe get a little dressed up*

Lucifer: *Lucifer.exe has stopped working**What are words?*

Lucifer: You..you look... beautiful

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