*Playing Among Us*
Chloe: Okay guys this is going to be really easy, Lucifer?
Lucifer:*Is Imposter*Yes Detective?
Chloe: Are you the imposter?
Lucifer:*Can't lie*......
Lucifer: I hate this game
Dan: I'm getting a brain scan, hope I'm fine.
Lucifer: Don't worry, you survived this long without one
Dan: I wish I actually killed you
Lucifer: What did I do to deserve this? I'm a good person.
Michael: You pushed me down the stairs
Lucifer: See! I'm a good person
Michael:*Seeing Lucifer play the piano*Do you take requests?
Lucifer: Sure
Michael: Shut the fuck up
Lucifer: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up.
Ammenediel: That's not true, give me one example.
Chloe: Chihuahuas
Maze: Wasps
Ella: Rats
Linda: Terriers
Dan: The people who just gave an example
Chloe:Are you sure this is okay?
Lucifer: Don't worry, I have a license.
Chloe: This just says "I do what I want*
Linda: And surprisingly it is actually legal
Chloe:*Trips on the staircase*
Lucifer:*Catches her*
Lucifer: Did you just...
Chloe: Don't
Lucifer:...fall for me?
Chloe:
Chloe:I should have let myself slam face first into the floor
Maze: That seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing
Trixie and Charlie: :(
Maze: Well good thing I'm not either of yours.
Trixie and Charlie: :)
Linda: Words are the most powerful weapon in this world, use them wisely.
Maze: I can't slit someone's tendons with my words but I can with my blades, I don't see your point.
Linda:
Linda: Abandonment issues
Maze:*starts crying*
Linda: What's the hardest thing to say
Maze: I was wrong
Chloe: I need help
Ella: Worcestershire sauce
Linda to Charlie: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Maze: Yeah
Maze: Break their bones, they have 206 of those
Trixie: Mum, can you help me with my homework?
Chloe: Yeah Monkey, what's the question?
Trixie: 1+1=?
Chloe:2
Maze: 3 if you don't use a condom
Chloe: MAZE
Chloe:*Later on*I really hope Eve's parenting abilities are able to balance yours out
Wait... In the bible Eve has a lot of children, I wonder how Maze will react to that. Also I wonder whether that will be touched in the show or maybe in the show Eve only has the 2 even though that would still be weird.
Lucifer: I might be dumb with low self esteem and a dysfunctional family
Chloe: And?
Lucifer: Nope that's it
Lucifer:
Lucifer: Fine I have an amazing girlfriend too
Lucifer: *Does something stupid and hurts himself*
Chloe: After I lovingly nurse you back to health, I'm going to kill you.
Well not anymore with Lucifer's invulnerability. Theories?
Dan: Can you please answer my question without your usual level of sarcasm?
Lucifer: Are you going to ask the question with your usual level of stupidity?
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Random Deckerstar |Lucifer and Chloe| Lucifer Season 5|
FanficThis is my sad Deckerstar heart pouring out random Lucifer stuff because I can't wait for Season 5 to come out!!! This will mainly be season 5, part 1, theories based on the evidence they gave us but sometimes I'll just throw in random memes and my...
