Continuation of the Readers Pov.
Google and Yancy, weren't the best of buddies, anyone could notice that with their two front eyes so, why in the world would Dark give you these two as caretakers if their not the best match? Was he going completely random in the choosing?
You wouldn't mind that if they weren't arguing every second.
You were sitting down on a five-seated dark blue couch, watching the two have yet another argument. At least they weren't getting physical, your focus switching from the teeth-gritting, Yancy, and the smirking Google. The fact that they were fighting over what they were going to feed you was hilariously annoying.
You resisted the urge to pinch your nose, frustration overwhelming you. You just wanted to eat, is that so hard? You would have left to grab a bowl of cereal if it wasn't for the fact that Dark was in the kitchen speaking to Anti.
Yes, Dark and Anti together in one room chatting. The two most unpredictable jerks in this house beside Wilford, who was a lot nicer than those two, sitting in the kitchen. You have glitching anxiety, and grey anger incarnated sitting in the kitchen, the place you go to eat food.
You silently thanked Marvin for talking about them with his creative insults, the Host smiling the entire time. You internally sighed, you wish you were with the Host and Marvin right now.
"Youses better watch ya' mouth or I'll-" Too bad, you were stuck with these two.
You just wanted to walk up to Dark and ask who in their right mind would partner Yancy and Google to watch a child? By watching the two argue, you already knew way too much about them for your own good.
Yancy was an ex-prisoner with social issues, he killed his parents in cold blood, took parole after his partner (whoever they were) suddenly disappeared off the planet, easily gets into fights, had his gang in prison, shanked more people than you can count, and can barely survive in society since he's been in prison for such a long time.
Google before the egos (or whatever they call themselves) was an android for a man named Mattheis, he supposedly crashed when he was trying to kill him, absolutely hates humanity, was left to rust until Dark found him, he can duplicate himself, if you ask too many questions he'll crash, and each update he gets he's stronger than ever before.
Pointless information unless you want to cut them right in the emotions, you weren't a heartless manipulator like Dark so, you'd never use it.
Their voices got louder.
You groaned, leaning into the couch and closing your eyes, trying to drift off from the two's argument.
Then, a loud, Irish voice caused your eyes to snap open.
"Are you two still fighting!?" The onesie-wearing man from the fight that you recall being, Jackie, had his hands on his hips with a disapproving frown on his face.
Yancy and Google paused their fight, turning to him.
"What's it to ya'?" Yancy huffed.
Google didn't say anything but, he looked as if he agreed with Yancy for, once in his life. Jackie rolled his eyes and walked up to the two, pushing them aside to face you.
He smiled softly at you, you nervously, returned the smile.
"I'm sorry about 'em. They tend to argue from time to time." Jackie offered his hand to you, to which you accepted as he effortlessly pulled you off the couch.
"You look hungry, want to get something to eat with me?" Jackie shrugged, his smile turning into a friendly grin, placing his hands back on his hips.
You nodded quickly, your hands fiddling with your cape.
Jackie's grin seemed to grow, he placed his hand on your back as he gently pushed you towards the kitchen. Yancy sprang forward, his face morphed in confusion and slight anger.
"Hey, Dark said were watchin' the kid, you can't just suddenly take 'em!" Yancy's eyebrows furrowed.
Jackie tilted his head towards the male, glaring coldly at him. "I would've never taken 'em if you two had done your job better. Now, I'm going to go and feed the kid, the job you two were supposed to do until you got busy with your pointless quarrels."
Yancy shut his mouth, Google glowering.
You were grinning on the inside, those two deserved that.
Jackie tilted his head back forward, entering the kitchen with you.
Let's just say, Jackie became your hero.
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The Biggest Family (Egos x Child!Reader) (Rewrite!)
Fanfikce(Art made by me!) After waking up in an abandoned library with no recall of their past, young Y/n tries their hardest to figure out who they are by reading. But not without encountering a group of strange men. (Rewrite of 'The Biggest Family')