Dust: "I need my brother- where is he, I feel like crying-" :(
Horror: "Why need your brother when I am here, bro-" :D
Dust: "Bro- You can't compete with my amazing brother." >:(
Horror: :,D
Rasp: "Looks like you made someone sad."
Dust: "I don't care- I've lost my brother-" <:0
*Killer appears out of nowhere*
Killer: "And I lost chara!-"
Cross: "Wtf- My churro is lost as well-"
Killer: "Chara-"
Cross: "Fucc, autocorrect."
Killer: "First of all, you were speaking, and second, autocorrect replaces the most commonly used words with the incorrect ones-"
Rasp: "It might explain, why he types churro in the group chat as well-"
Dust: *aggressive coughing* "My brother is still lost, ya'll-" >:(
Killer: "Right- both the chur- fuCC!"
Cross: "hAh-" >:D
Hate: "K i l l s-"
Killer: "Ah- shit." :D
Hate: "Your limit is two cuss words in a day- this is the t h i r d."
Killer: *Skidaddles away*
Dust: "Great now, he's gone and I have no brother, I'm lonely af, what the fucK-"
Fell: "Do we have another crybaby?-"
Rasp: "Shut up senpai-"
Fell: "W ha t-"
Dust: "Can we all focus on my lost brother for a second?!" >:(
Cross: "And churro-"
Killer: "And my chara as well!"
Hate: "There you are!"
Killer: "whatthefuccsomebodyhelpmeholyshit!!-"
Dust: "Ahem- my brother-" >:(
Fell: *snores*
Rasp: "senpai is fuccing cute, holy fuuuu-"
Dust: "My brother-" >:(
Horror: "right, right, your brother- that imaginary one, right kid?-"
Dust: "How the fucc do you even dare call him imaginary and me a kid." >:0
Hate: "I might know how Kills learned all those cuss words."
Nightmare: "The fucc is going on?-"
Dust: "My brother is lost-" :,(
Cross: "My and Killer's chara as well-"
Hate: "I lost Killer-"
Nightmare: "Oh, I see- Error has been talking to the walls for quite a bit now- maybe now I know why-"
Dust: "P A PS-" >:0
Cross: "C H U R R O" >:0
Hate: "Killer's still lost-"
*Dust and Cross burst into Error's room*
Dust and Cross: "Hand them over!-" >:0
Error: "and the- AAAAAAHSWDFBCTVRBJJWHESHMUAUSH" *Crashes*
Dust: "Oh shit- wait, Error was talking to his puppets! Where the fucc is my brother though!!- ">:,(
Cross: "Churro!-" :,0
*there was a long pause before Dust and Cross started scolding the walls*
Dust: "Why did you leave me?!" >:(
Dust: "..."
Dust: "No, you couldn't have ice cream. Actually, you could've just asked, I think some ice cream was still left- no need to go poking around other people's stuff."
Cross: "No need to help his papyrus. I said no!- Just no!-" >:(
Cross: "..."
Cross: "No, stop whining- it won't work on me!"
Hate: "Who the fucc are they talking to?-"
Horror: "How am I supposed to know?-"
Rasp: "SHIT!- SENPAI'S SNORING OMJRHXNGFCEJXNEYR--- SO CUTE!"
Killer: "Ah! yaoi--"
Hate: "there you are!- and I said no undernet!- what have you been doing on that phone all day?!"
Killer: "....uhm- learning about yao-- stars- Uh, Horror introduced me to this!-"
Hate: "WHAT?!- HORROR!- You teach him anything perverted and you won't like what'll happen next...."
Horror: *playing barbie games* "ok sure."
Also Horror: "oh waIT NO!- SHIT!"
( Wow, I hate this book already, I'm sorry people, I'm not funny. :,) )
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FanficmmMMm- This book is not for those innocent peeps. This contains an extreme amout of sanscest. You've been warned :) Listen, Hate! Sans is Killer's elder brother in this. I repeat, Elder brother. This is inspired by like more than 3 books. These are...
