TheFnafShipperz:1. I dare Killer to sing the "You're so fucking precious when you smile" Meme while singing this at his knife infront of Nightmare and see what he reacts XD (Let NightKill sail :3)
2. I dare all the Sub Sanses/boyfriends to each wear a cute dress and see how their Dom boyfriends react about that OWO
Killer sighed in relief, "this is fucking easy..." he said before walking downstairs, stood right in front of Nightmare and pulled out his knife, Nightmare on the other hand was hella confused and Killer just started singing... (yeah I'm not writing the lyrics) Nightmare looked up at Killer who was smirking and snickering, Nightmare snatched his knife and threw it away before he grabbed Killer by his waist and got really close to his face, "wow... you seem to have enough courage to do that in front of me?" Nightmare said, but even after this, Killer didn't even blush a bit and just crossed his arms, "knives are better than people..." They both maintained eye contact for a long time before Nightmare grinned widely and whispered, "oh really?~" Killer's expression changing to a bit more of a worried one, "what the fuck are you doing..." he asked and tried to push Nightmare away, but Nightmare was definitely a lot stronger than Killer and just picked him up bridal style before kissing him, they both broke the kiss after a while and just elbowed Nightmare in the face, jumped off and ran the fuck away because he knew if he was gonna stay there any longer- he wouldn't be a virgin anymore...
Everyone shared glances and just waited for the "subs" to step out, but none of them was gonna agree that they were the bottom, so the author broke the fourth wall and ignored logic and the dresses started appearing on the subs itself.
Blue: *dress appears on him* "oh shit... shouldn't it be on Dust?... ahah... hah... Dust no-"
Dust: *nosebleeds dramatically while giving a thumbs up*
Dream: *Dress appears on him as well* "...oh."
Cross: *picks Dream up and runs to his bedroom and....instead of moaning, everyone hears Cross repeatedly complimenting Dream*
Error: *wheEze* "s0, Ink- where's your dress?" *dress appears on him* "..."
Everyone: "..."
Ink: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lust: *Dress appears on him as well and poses faAbUl0usLy*
Horror: "I'm liking this dare thingy-"
Classic: *dress appears on him* "oh cool."
Fell: "SWEETHEART!!"
Classic: "fell no being perverted in front of everyone."
Killer: *Dress appears on him* "oh shit-"
Nightmare: *licks his teeth seductively*
Killer: "fUCk----" *fucking runs away again*
Nightmare: "come back here Kills~!"
Hate and Rasp: *stares at everyone painfully*
SeolAhKwon :1 i dare Killer to slap everyone with the fish
2 to everyone: do you know what is hentai mean UwU
3 everyone have to wear a dress ÒwÓ
Killer violently thanks the creator that this dare isn't going to have him lose his virginity at least and then walks over at everyone and does the smacky-smacc-smack
Everyone: *angereh*
Nightmare: *gives everyone a death glare* "do you all have anything to say?"
Everyone: *calm... at least shows that they're calm. Now, that they think about it- Killer has a lot of advantage by just being with Nightmare*
Killer: *evil giggles*
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Horror and Lust: *Experts at this*
Dust: "uh... well n0-" *h e k n o w s*
Blue: "what." *secretly he knows as well*
Rasp: "what." *dude what the fuck- he knows more than Lust*
Hate: "...yes."
Dream: "hu-?" *innocent babeh*
Cross: "uhhhh-" *kinda knows-*
Fell: *clears throat* "yeah." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Classic: "eh...heh..." *he knows*
Error: "never heard of that shit." *actually innocent babu*
Ink: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Killer: "huh...?" *another innocent babu*
Nightmare: *violent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) intensifies*
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The bottom sanses: *evil laughter*
The top sanses: *scared noises*
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ShugarCake: 1 . Lust, flirt with everybody. But flirt the MOST with the person you like.2. Ink, you have to do whatever Error says for a day3. Killer, steal something from Nightmare.( hisheart-)
Lust: *flirts*
Everyone: *disgusted*
Lust: *flirts with Horror*
Horror: *flirts back*
Lust: "JSHBKGFKERYG-"
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Ink: "what the fuck- whY-"
Error: "die." :3
Ink: "but babeh-"
Ink: "I CAN'T-"
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Killer slowly walked over to Nightmare, leaned down in front of him, tilted his head a bit, the force made his jacket slip down, revealing his shoulder, that's extra points. Killer whispered to Nightmare while grinning widely, "hiya Nighty~" which made Nightmare's face to burn up, Killer chuckled and was gonna walk back to the others, but- Nightmare grabbed him by his arm, made him look up at him, "So, you're gonna tease me now?~" Nightmare grinned. "Nightmare no-" Killer said as he started repeatedly smacking Nightmare's skull with the natural face of displeasure.
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(Thank you HazelDaber for that encouragement, I was actually gonna set this virtual book on virtual fire and virtually bury it's virtual ashes, but you made me change my mind :D)
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