Janis: The New Heather(Heathers x Mean Girls)

Shiny, Fake, and Hard

"Regina?" The person I had bumped into was none other than former queen bee Regina George.

"Ah, yes it's me. Space-Dyke, I didn't know you went here," Regina said, in her usual sassy tone of voice.

"Oh, you transferred here?" I said, in as sweet a tone as I could manage.

"No, I'm still in Chicago!" Regina said, sarcastically.

"Ah, well it's so nice to see you," I said through gritted teeth.

"Oh, no need to be aggressive Janis. I only said hello," Regina forced herself to sound offended.

"You have no idea how much I hate to admit this but you do have a point," I said, defeated.

"Good. You finally understand that I'm always right," Regina said.

"Oh, no! You are definitely not right all the time. It is a very rare occasion for you to be right," I responded.

"Don't get feisty with me Janis," Regina threatened.

"Oh, and what are you gonna do about it?" I asked.

"Oh, I can do a lot about it," Regina said.

"Like what?" I asked, "I mean, this is Westerburg, not North Shore, you're not Queen Bee anymore, you're just Regina,"

"How rude!" Gretchen popped out from behind a locker.

"Gretchen? You're here too?" I asked and shook my head in disbelief.

"Yes, I'm here. Did you miss me?" She asked.

"Not gonna lie, not really," I responded.

"Yeah, you're still the same, rude, Janis Sarkisian alright," Regina said. I rolled my eyes.

Then Karen popped out from behind the locker, "Hello!" She said blankly.

"Hi Karen," I said. She ran up to me and hugged me. I reluctantly hugged back. When we got out of the hug she started waving frantically at me, Regina, and Gretchen, and repeatedly saying 'Hi'. I laughed. Same old hilariously stupid Karen. Then the bell that signaled the end of lunch rang and so the four of us all split and went to class.

After school, I went straight to my diary. I wrote as follows:

Dear Diary,

   I have some lovely news. Now the Plastics go to Westerburg. I mean, seriously? I left North Shore, went to a completely new school, not to mention state and the plastics still follow me. There is one big question. The Heathers are literally a copy of the plastics. They just don't wear pink every Wednesday. So, what will happen when the Heathers and the Plastics meet? I'm sure it'll be very interesting. They're also both very used to being Queen Bee, so how could they both do it. There'll sure be some fighting involved, which is gonna be fun to watch. Oh wait, God! I'm a Heather, so I'll get to be a part of the fighting! That's even better! I get to fight Regina George if  the Heathers and Plastics fight, which I'm sure they will. I get to fight REGINA GEORGE! Oh My God! I can't wait!

        Write to you later,

             Janis.