I Lived, Nerd【Katsuki Bakugou x Reader || Zombie Apocalypse AU】

【4】I ♥ King Explosion Murder Forevah

"Man, I'm so cold!" Eijiro grumbled. "And it's not even winter yet!"

When night approached, the temperature dropped twenty degrees since we out in the desert. All of us shivered except for Katsuki, who was peacefully sound asleep—snoring on his army cot. In the meantime, the rest of us were freezing.

"How does he sleep when it's feels like Olaf is sitting on us!" cried Denki.

"He doesn't even have a blanket on!" Mina pouted.

"Why is it that Bakugou is peaceful when we're all suffering!?" Hanta questioned.

Even though I was shivering myself to sleep, I tried putting an end to their bickering. "Guys, it's cuz his Quirk keeps him warm! Stop complaining. It's really hard on him in the summer."

"How would you know that? You watch him sleep or something?" Denki interrogated.

"Of course not! It's not rocket science—he gets hotter in the summer which means he explodes more!"

"That's it. He's gonna suffer with us!" Eijiro kicked Katsuki off his cot, making him land on the floor so we could all huddle around him. He was so exhausted; he never even woke up.

In the morning, Katsuki awoke to all of us surrounding him. His brain was still half-asleep, so he muttered, "Slumber party?" As if it was the most normal thing in the world. But with our group, we made the abnormal normal all the time.

After a few more seconds of adjusting to reality, Katsuki turned his head and saw Yuga drooling on his shoulder, still fast asleep. "EW!! GET OFF ME!!" He turned to the other side and could smell Denki's essence which consisted of a combination of depression and burnt toast. "WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH!?"

Denki mumbled, "Dunno. How long ago was the Nomu apocalypse. . .?"

With that being said, Katsuki threw Denki across the room causing him to short-circuit.

Katsuki attempted to get up, but his hand was caught in something. He looked down and saw that his hand stuck in my hair as if it had developed a huge rat's nest overnight.

"Yo! My hand's stuck! Someone get me a pair of scissors quick!" Katsuki yelled.

I awoke to a fierce tugging on my head and all I remembered was Katsuki mentioning something about scissors. So, then I put two and two together and said, "I don't think so!" And I tried to dart up as quickly as possible, but Katsuki and I were still stuck together. As Katsuki shot up, Yuga was thrown overboard and got whiplash from the impact.

We spent the next hour with Yuga nursing his whiplash while Katsuki whined and complained the whole time. Yuga was using all of his beauty products to separate Katsuki's hand from my hair and bring it back to its natural beauty.

"Why can't we just use scissors? It'd be faster!" Katsuki grumbled.

I said, "Why was your hand in my hair in the first place!?"

"I dunno. I was asleep at the time! Why was your hair so close to my hand?"

"I was using it as a pillow, gosh!" I crossed my arms and frowned.

He jeered, "Why were y'all all even huddled around me in the first place!?"

"We were dying of hypothermia! Grow a heart!" Hanta wailed.

Eijiro butted in, "I was alright, really. I just became a rock in the corner of the room and watched everyone. So, don't worry. I protected your girl from the pervs."