I Lived, Nerd【Katsuki Bakugou x Reader || Zombie Apocalypse AU】

【16】Food. Glorious Food

Eventually, we arrived to the hotel and. . .oh, boy. Where do I even begin?

The sign said 'Super 8' but half of the '8' was burned out so it looked like a '3'. Mina screeched and said, "YOU BROUGHT UP TO A SUPER 3 HOTEL? EWWWW!!"

"It's not like it would be a Hilton!" Deku replied.

"I don't even care. I'm so tired, I could fall asleep on the sidewalk!" I commented.

Katsuki replied, "The sidewalk might be cleaner, babe, than the rooms."

"At least there's another girl with me this time," I said, glancing at Mina.

Mina replied, "I hope the rest of our friends are okay after Bakugou BLASTED them out of the building."

He replied, "Eh, they'll show up when they show up."

So, we entered our hotel room—if you could call it that. The orange, shag carpet had more stains on it than Hero Killer. The wallpaper was scratched, ripped, and torn. The smell was nauseating, but Mina pulled out of her Victoria's Secret perfume and spritzed the room with it.

"Thank you, that smells so much better now," Katsuki snarked while rolling his eyes.

"Thanks! It's called Bombshell!" she grinned.

"How relevant," I chuckled.

The ceiling was black from mold. Katsuki walked over and turned down the comforter then quickly pulled it back up again, while saying, "Wow, it's like a portal to Narnia under here. Don't pull down the comforter if you know what's good for you."

"I call (Y/N)'s bed!" Mineta interjected.

"No way I'm sleepin' on that death trap! I call dibs on the tub." I walked over to the bathroom and opened the door, but the tub was missing. "Never mind."

Tenya said, "This place is an abomination! I demand to see the manager!"

"You mean that guy face down in the pool?" Deku replied, pointing outside.

Tenya rushed over, dove into the water, and brought the guy to the poolside. "Sir!! Are you dead!?"

He slowly opened his eyes and muttered, "Err. . .well, there was a building explosion off in de distance and it blew meh back in the water and I've been here 'er since."

Katsuki casually whistled.

"Oh, well—alright then! Could we get some clean towels then? And room service while you're at it?"

"I don't work here, but sure." The man staggered off and I swear, I think I saw him collapse a few yards away behind some trash cans.

"Katsuki?" I whispered.

"Yeah?"

"Wasn't that Present Mic?"

"Don't know, don't care. As long as we get some clean towels."

"Don't be mean!" I mothered. "This is all because I lost my Quirk anyway."

"Technically, it's my fault for getting kidnapped in the first place and making you vulnerable."

"No, it's mine because I put you at risk ever since I started dating you!"

He finished with, "Technically, it's Deku's fault. I don't know how, but I just know."

Deku approached Katsuki with an ancient Capri Sun and said, "Kacchan! I got this out of a hobo's pocket. Want some? Don't worry, I didn't drink it."