【5】Separating

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As we headed down the street, Denki pretended to shoot his gun—reenacting a Storm Trooper.

"Pew! Pew!" he squeaked.

"Shut up now!" Katsuki yelled. "You've been saying 'Pew! Pew!' ever since we left!"

"That's because you stink," Denki countered.

"Coming from the guy who hasn't brushed his teeth in a month!"

"Guys, my back is dead," Mina casually uttered.

Katsuki glared at all of the guys and ordered, "ONE OF YOU BE A MAN AND TAKE HER BACKPACK! I'VE ALREADY GOT TWO! QUIT BEIN' WIMPS!"

"Here ya go, Mina!" Eijiro lifted her backpack off her weary shoulders and slung it over his own.

"Thank you~" she chirped.

Yuga, who was passing out again, cooed, "Can someone carry my satchel as well. . .?"

"ALL MEN CARRY TWO BACKPACKS!!" Katsuki instructed, just to get everybody to shut up.

"But there's four of us guys and three girls including Yuga!" Hanta objected.

"I HAVE SPOKEN," Katsuki retorted and walked off.

"Can we please take a break? I left my spine back at the military base!" Denki exaggerated.

"FINE!" Katsuki sat down in the middle of the street, placing the two backpacks aside. He then pulled out a Fig Nooter that was the dessert in one of his MREs. He took a big bite out of it, leaving it down to the nub.

I walked over to him and sat down beside him on the filthy asphalt. I offered him a sip of my coffee which I found in a dumpster somewhere—still warm (possibly from the baking sun).

"Is this Dollar Tree brand?" he questioned.

I replied, "No, it's dumpster brand."

"I'll take it." He took the cup from me and gulped it down.

Hanta shot us a disgusted expression. "Yeah. You know what would go good with that? A nice, hot cup of dirt!"

Katsuki raised an eyebrow. "Gross, is this decaf?"

"I found it in a literal dumpster yet that's the only thing you care about?"

"Caffeine gives me will to live."

As Katsuki and I chatted about the garbage coffee, all of the sudden, a manhole cover lifted up off the ground and was thrown aside and two slime monsters appeared from the hole.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" we all screamed, except Katsuki because he was casually drinking his cup of dirt.

"SWAMP MONSTER!!!!" screeched Denki.

As we got into our fighting stances, one of the monsters said in a very feminine voice, "Guys! Stop! It's us!!"

"Why does that swamp monster sound like a teenage girl?" Katsuki wondered, still sipping his coffee.

Eijiro gasped, "Wait. . .Uraraka!?"

Was it really her? She looked worse than Katsuki after getting out of juvie!

"Oh, my gosh! I can't believe we found you guys!!" Ochako ran up to us with tears streaming down her face, grabbing us all in a bearhug. Her slime started oozing all over us.

"Ew, what is this stuff?" Denki gagged.

"We've been living in the sewer for weeks now," the other swamp monster said.

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