Bleach x reader one shots

(pranks) Starrk x reader

Your mask is located on the top of your head with 2 sharp fangs on each side. Your hollow hole is in the middle of your chest. Your release is a fox

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Being a fraccion for the 3rd espada was fun for (name). She had the power to be one of the espada but refused because she didn't want to take anyone's place.

For fun she would prank the other espada with Lilynette or Grimmjow. But your favorite one to to prank was the laziest espada of them all, Starrk the 1st espada.

Reader's POV

"Shh. Lily he'll wake up." I told the younger female next to me. "The little bastard won't wake up." She said kicking him. He didn't even move. "Ok you draw all over his body and I'll keep watch." Lilynette said handing me the marker that we took from Szayel's lab that was labeled 'warning this stays on the body for two weeks'. Lily quickly removed his top part of his outfit.

I blushed at the sight of his muscles. I wanted to trace his abs so bad but fought back my sudden urges. Lilynette left the room and kept watch for other arrancar.

I took the cap of the marker off and wrote 'LAZY ASS' in all caps on his forehead. I put a piece of shit under his right eye. On His chest I drew Nnoitra and Tesla having sex.

He started to stir around but soon stopped. I left to go get Grimmjow to ask him to help me. I found him walking around the halls.

"Hey kitten come with me." I told him. "Who the fuck jus-" he turned around, "oh it's you (name). What do you want?" He asked. You and Grimmjow had been bestfriends since the beginning.

You told him you needed ideas for  drawing on Starrk. He agreed on helping you and so here you are now thinking of what to draw with your bestfriend.

"Is that Nnoitra and Tesla having sex?" Kittens eyes flickered with amusement. You have a small nod as you made a bushy mustache to go with his beard.

On his abdomen you drew Aizen, Gin, and Kaname having a threesome. You drew dicks all over his arms. In the middle of drawing one Starrk opened one of his eyes and looked at you lazily. You gulped knowing what happened the last time you drew on him.

"It looks like someone has to be punished." He said huskliy as his arm snaked it's way around your waist and pulled you down into his rock hard chest.

His lips then found yours as he lazily slipped his tongue in and claimed my mouth as his. I moaned when he lightly squeezed my ass.

Before things could get more steamy a loud cough erupted in the walls of the room. That's when you realized that Grimmjow was still in the room. You blushed a deep crimson red color and shooed him away.

Later that night moans and yells could be heard all throughout Las Noches. Nobody got any sleep that night.

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Sorry for the short chapter they will get longer further in the story.