Sanders Sides - Agere Oneshots (DISCONTINUED)

"Excuse Me?"-CG!Patton,Little!Logan

Ships:Patton and Logan in a sfw cglre relationship.

Background info: Logan has been Patton's caregiver for a while,yet Logan rarely ever regressed.

Summary: Logan is stressed out after a full week of back to back events for Thomas,so when all the sides finally get to relax,Patton decides to baby him. Except, Logan doesn't want to admit that he's little, so he does everything he can to prove that he's big. This leads to Patton finding that one of the other sides taught him not-so-nice-words.

warning for cursing! it's only one word but it's still there.

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Logan rarely regressed.

That's how it was, Logan was 'papa' to Patton, and he enjoyed taking care of him. The fact that Logan was also a little, was something he tried to ignore for reasons unknown. He only regressed when things became way to much, and Patton was getting into the habit of trying to get him to regress for fun. Patton knew more than anyone that repressing littlespace wasn't a good idea.

"But Lo! We could watch Wild Kratts!" Patton tried to convince him, talking in a playful father-like voice. 

"I'm not regressing, Patton," Logan was sitting on his bed, back leaned against the headboard. He crossed his arms.

"You only bite at your lip when you feel little," Patton pointed out, and Logan was quick to move his teeth off of his lip. 

"I don't feel little," he tried to keep his voice level.

Patton sat next to him, "kiddo, why do you repress your littlespace so much? It's not a bad thing, astronaut."

Logan bit at his lip, pulling at his tie. "Let's get these big clothes off, hmm?" Patton loosened and removed his tie, helping him up. Logan protested slightly, his voice only getting more babyish.

"You're little, and toddlers don't wear ties and dress shirts," 

"Not a toddler," Logan mumbled, and Patton ignored the statement, digging through his closet for his spaceship onesie. 

"Don't want onesie!" Logan whined, pouting when Patton pulled it out. 

 "That whine and pout is enough to prove that you're regressing," Patton replied, patting his head.

"I'm not reg-re..." he stumbled over his words, huffing before trying again. "Regressing."

"Good job pronouncing a harder word, you're so smart, baby boy," Patton hummed, pulling out black shortalls to go with the onesie.

"Patton, I'm big! Don't need it," he pushed the clothes away when Patton tried to hand it to him.

"You're not talking like you're big," Patton pointed out, smiling when Logan pouted in defeat. 

"When you're big, you use big words, and sometimes you curse. Though I don't like that-" Patton was cut off as he attempted to continue his statement.

"Fuck!"

Patton's eyes widened, and he looked at Logan to see him smiling slightly, but even he looked shocked at himself. He had his arms crossed.

"See, I'm big!" he repeated.

"Excuse me?" Patton asked, dropping the clothes onto his bed. 

Logan suddenly seemed scared, whimpering slightly as he shifted his weight between his feet. "I'm sorry dada," his voice got littler, and he seemed to feel even smaller. He went from disobedient, and slightly bratty toddler, to scared baby. He looked down, automatically feeling guilty. 

Sometimes, Logan did random things to prove he was right, he argued against Patton for everything when he was little. And of course, Little Logan thought shouting and stomping your foot meant you were correct. 

"We do not say those words, okay? Where did you hear that?" Patton didn't want to punish him, or snap at him, so he spoke in a soft tone.

"umm, learned it myself.." Logan lied.

"Logan, don't lie or I will put you in timeout," Patton half-heartedly threatened, though Logan knew he was not a though carer, "Who taught you that?"

"Last time I was little..um, they gave me a cookie so I didn't tell you," 

"Are you seriously that easily bribed? Who said it, Logan?" Patton spoke in a slightly harsher tone to get him to talk, and Logan quickly gave in.

"Dee and Virge! They got mad at each other n, didn't realize I was little n they were yellin'. B-but, once dey realize I was little they stopped! Promise," Logan seemed so serious, and Patton sighed.

"Just don't say those words okay? Now, how about I play some cartoons for you while I go do something?"

"Gotta leave, dada? Why?" he tilted his head.

"Just go be a good baby and put this on," he handed him the clothes, "and when your done, you can go ahead and play cartoons on the tv, hmm?"

He sent him off, and Patton left the room. 

His sudden urge to leave had nothing to do with going to yell at Virgil and Deceit. 

Yeah, absolutely nothing.