((Obligatory reminder that these vines aren't mine.))
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyAPjtQi7vs))
Yucko: Two shots of vodka'
*pours the entire bottle in*
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Caroline: Release all of the sounds trapped in your mind...
Yucko and Albert: demonic screeching
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Yucko: alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'll go first.
I.
Hate.
You.
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Goz: I eat Cheerios because they're heart-healthy,
and my heart has been severely damaged.
So Albert if you're out there-
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Albert: I'm going to get a drink, what's your poison?
Rust: In the sandwich I gave you.
Albert: What?
Rust: Just- Oh I thought you said: "where's"!
Rust: Sorry.
Albert: What the fu-
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Yucko: vaping or smth
g0z blows away the vape because vaping isn't allowed in his circus
Yucko: G0z!
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Scary myth: AAH!
any myth hunter: Aaaaaa. Stop, I coulda dropped my croissant!
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G0z: Where do you wanna get a healthy snack, Zoozy?
Zoozy: (sigh) I want Chipotle.
G0z: I SAID A HEALTHY SNACK Z0-
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G0z: I saw you hanging out with Chuck_Lloyd yesterday!
Albert: G-G0z, it's not what you think!
G0z: I won't hesitate, bitch.
(gunshot)
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G0z: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?
Yucko: It's not water.
G0z: Vodka! I like your style-
Yucko: It's vinegar.
G0z: ...What?
yucko: It's vinegar, p u s s y
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Rust: Don't tell your mother.
Albert: Kiss one another.
Rust: DIE FOR EACH OTHER
Albert stumbles away in fear
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[insert myth or myth hunter here runs up to the fandom]
Fandom: D a d d y?
[Insert myth or myth hunter here]: dO I looK lIKe-?!
idk if I'm gonna make any more vines lol
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Roblox myth headcanons (and theories)
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