Anna: Just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.
Elijah: You won't have to. I'll escape. We both know this.
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Charlotte: Plan F. We follow Plan F right now.
Sarah: Is that the one where we run away?
Maddie: Not at all, it's the one where we make a dignified emergency retreat.
Sadie: You're thinking of Plan G, Sarah. They're similar.
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Sarah: I haven't seen that type of gas station since sixth grade
Taylor: there's one right there
Sarah: what's the point
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*in an elevator*
Charlotte: you don't have shoes?
Anna: I have vibes
Charlotte: We'll live off vibes then
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Charlotte, in a meeting: I AM ABSOLUTELY LOST FOR WORDS AT YOUR INCOMPETENTCY.
Indira: Despite being lost for words, Charlotte continued to yell at us for the next ten minutes.
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The Underbosses™️: Go big or go home!
Anna and Elijah: We are begging you two. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.
The Underbosses™️, whispering: We're going big.
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Sadie: I'm willing to do a lot of things.
Sadie: But admitting to Anna that I'm cold after she specifically told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.
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Anna, coming back to the Coffee Mafia©️ Base: Hey Elijah❤️
Sadie, following: Hello, Elijah
Charlotte, also walking in: What's up?
Elijah: Hi girlfriend and her two friends who never seem to hang out at their own home.
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Maddie: We've got a janitor cult on our hands. Love those, there's always something to look forward to.
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McKenzie: I wish you could block people in real life.
Maddie: Restraining order.
Charlotte: Murder!
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Elijah, sliding a photo across the table: I want you to shoot him in the leg.
Charlotte: ... This is a photo of you.
Elijah: Yeah, Anna wants me to try Zumba.
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Jamie: Elijah, please lift your no profanity rule.
Elijah: Why?
Indira , from deeper within Coffee Mafia ©️ Base :
Well that just DILLS my PICKLE.
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Taylor, watching the sopranos do crackhead shit in our corner: This Monday has been the longest year of my life.
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Anna: How did you even get in here? The door was locked!
Sadie: I used the window, or, as I like to call it, the Sadie door.
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Charlotte: Just go to the hospital!
Anna: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound?
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Sadie: do you think i could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Sarah: youre a hazard to society.
Jamie: and a coward. do 20.
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Indira: you have to pick your battles.
Jamie: one of the battles that we've picked was to stop Anna from running plastic tubes all over the base and placing hamsters inside them.
Sarah: she was going to call it tube city.
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Anna: Love is dead and never existed, all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering, you are the definition of dread
McKenzie: are you okay??
Anna, crying: Elijah stole my garlic bread
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Anna: Charlotte has these insanely strong opinions on everything. go on. ask her a thing no one should have an opinion on.
Sarah: hey Charlotte, what's the worst possible multiple of four?
Charlotte: twelve, obviously. idiot.
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Sadie: would you call me a hard worker?
Maddie : absolutely. you make almost everything harder than it needs to be.
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