Because it's her birthday
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Anna, iced coffee in hand: You don't see enough ditches these days. If I want to pass out in a ditch I have to google 'ditches near me' and look for ones with good reviews and it's a whole thing.
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Elijah: Why is our marriage certificate on fire?
Anna: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!
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Anna: I have no depth perception and I'm going to fight God!
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Anna: My policy is: if you see something, say something.
Sadie: I saw a snail on the sidewalk!
Anna: See! This is what I'm talking about!
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Anna: I got a few knives up my sleeve!
McKenzie: Don't you mean tricks?
Charlotte: No, she doesn't.
Anna, pulling knives out of her sleeve: No, I don't .
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Blake and Sam: I don't think you respect me enough.
Anna: I offer you the exact amount of respect you deserve: none.
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Anna: I got so much fucking love in my souls.
Taylor: Why do you have more than one soul..?
Anna: Irrelevant.
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Anna: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Maddie: Being a fish.
Anna: Well,shit.
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Anna: I may be short, but you're still beneath me.
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Literally anyone : Do you ever do anything except cry like a little baby?
Anna: Sometimes I cry like a BIG baby!
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Anna: *looking in a mirror*
Anna: Don't give me that look bitch.
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Charlotte:
Charlotte: Annie?
Anna: DO I LOOK-
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Anna: I hate it when I'm hot and sweating and someone tells me 'just take your beanie off' Like, no, bitch, This my outfit.
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Anna: Will you take me out?
Elijah: On a date of like murder?
Anna: Surprise me.
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Anna : Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Sadie: Okay, but in my defense, Charlotte bet me 50¢ I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Anna: That's not what I wanted to-
Anna: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!
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Anna: It's been 12 days since I've seen The Mafia. No one has checked my power or my ego. I'm a god now.
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Charlotte: YOU IDIOT!
Anna: I'm sure you're right, but why?
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Jamie, texting: Do you have anxiety prime?
Jamie: *Amazon
Anna, texting : I have both.
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Anna: My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make a bitchy comment.
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Indira: You look stressed.
Anna: Yeah, it's the stress.
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Happy birthday annaisnotfamous ur an icon and we Stan you. I love my life because my life is you bitch.💛💚❤️💛❤️💚💜❤️💙💚🧡💜🧡💚💛
We gon throw a (late) birthday bash in the Soprano Closet™️ when we get back to school. Hope you enjoy your quarantine until then.
