Sadie: I think we should have glow stick juice injected into our bones when we're born so if we break 'em there's a fun little surprise.
Anna: What's the surprise?
Charlotte: Blood poisoning
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Anna: "ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly i'm falling asleep already.
Anna: "fuckers" on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting and dramatic, and makes you feel powerful.
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Hannah: what are you looking at, old man??
Pompa: I-
Hannah: What's that? Oh sorry, I can't hear you. Because you're OLD!
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Anna: Elijah took the wheels from my heelies, I feel like an angel without wings.
Anna: now I have to walk everywhere like a peasant and I am LIVID
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Anna: FOUR MONTHS
Elijah: What?
Anna: THATS HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
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Anna: you promise you didn't get me a box of bees again?
Charlotte and Sadie, standing from a safe distance: just open it
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Maddie: Treat spiders the way you wanted to be treated.
Indira: Killed without hesitation.
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Taylor @ Jamie: Aren't you tired of being nice?
Taylor: Don't you just want to go apeshett
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Sarah: I did something bad and need your advice, but don't want any judgement or criticism
Maddie:
Maddie: so you came to me?
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Jamie: I know Charlotte and Sarah have always had this unspoken rivalry
Indira: It's not a rivalry, they're just always mean to each other. It's also not unspoken, they talk about it all the time
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Elijah: Anna is MY girlfriend
Sadie: if she's your girlfriend, why is she in MY igloo petting MY puffle?
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Sadie, recovering, in the hospital: You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from god.
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Charlotte: I have created a map of all the places where Anna could be.
Elijah: ... That's a map of the entire planet.
Charlotte: Yeah. I have no idea where she is.
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Charlotte: yea i have adhd Always Dumb and Hot Disorder
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Maddie: It'd be against my moral compass.
McKenzie: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel.
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Elijah: [ pointing to an alien ] WHAT IS THAT?!
Sadie: An alien
Sadie: It said "bring me to your leader"
Elijah, panicking: SO YOU BROUGHT IT TO ME?!?
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Sadie: [making mashed potatoes] it feels like you don't trust my cooking...
Jamie: [also making mashed potatoes] don't be silly
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Elijah: *walking into the room* I have arrived!
Indira: Wow, no one cares!
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Anna: I am going to cry, this is a threat
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Taylor: Nobody knows where I came from I just showed up one day and started doing my thing and Elijah was like 'Who the hell is that? I didn't invite her'
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