Jamie: I thought you said you had it handled!
Anna: I lied!
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Indira: what are you two arguing about this time?
Sarah: She's using common phrases incorrectly!
Charlotte: cry me a table, Sarah.
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Sadie: Not to get political on main but what the FUCK is a number?
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Indira: If I die, donate my entire body to science... Except my middle finger. Give that to Elijah.
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Anna, to Charlotte and Sadie : I'm not doing cocaine. I just have a feeling I would become unbearable, like my dad.
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Anna: I am this close to crying.
McKenzie: Your fingers are touching?
Anna: Exactly.
Charlotte: ...
Charlotte: I'll get Elijah.
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Maddie @ Everyone: With all due respect, which is none-
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Elijah: I may not be the Mafia leader you wanted, or really the Mafia leader you needed, but everyone else was busy so...
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Maddie: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?
Taylor: It's kinda complicated, but Sadie-
Maddie: -Got it, forget I asked
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Sarah: You piss me off so much
Charlotte: I literally just said hello
Sarah: And yet here I am, boiling with rage
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Elijah: You can say 'Have a nice day!' Without a problem
Elijah: But you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening
Anna: Why are you in my room?
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Charlotte: If you're not living fueled by spite, are you really living?
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The Mafia: *arguing*
Taylor: Can you guys stop having relationship issues while I'm on the phone with my dentist?!
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Anna: *Slowly removing her heart shaped glasses*
Anna: I beg your fucking pardon?
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Pompa: I'm adopting some kids
The Mafia: Oh that's cool-
Pompa, slamming adoption papers down: It's you
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Sarah: Request for you not to be a bitch
Charlotte: Request denied
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Sadie: When I woke up this morning, my first thought was "Nobody visits my grave anymore." And I got really sad and laid in silence for a few minutes until I realized "Wait, I'm not dead, what the fuck?"
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Sadie, watching The Sopranos in the Corner: Do you ever just want to lie down on the ground and give up for a few minutes?
Taylor: Oh, all the time.
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Pompa, standing protectively in front of the Mafia: Don't speak to me or any of the children I've unwillingly adopted again
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Jamie: No logical decisions we die like horror movie protagonists.
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