Anna: Literally every single thing I've ever done since day one has been dramatic I have to be that way or I'll die.
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Charlotte: Can't you just look at it from my perspective?
Ian: [Crouches down]
Charlotte: You're a motherfucker, you know that, right?
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Sarah: Don't correct me!
Charlotte: Don't be wrong!
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Indira: Dear Life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question and not a challenge.
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McKenzie: What're you doing?
Sadie, spreading toothpaste on toast: I'm multitasking.
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The Underbosses™️: Saying I'm "back on my bullshit" implies I ever stopped being on it in the first place. "I'm still on my bullshit and have decided to make it everyone else's problem" would be more
accurate.
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Anna: Why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one?
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Taylor: Yeah I'm a thief. I see a quarter on the ground and I pick that shit up and stick it in my pocket. You're dealing with a heinous criminal here.
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Charlotte and Anna: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone staring at me weird.
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Jamie, grabbing an axe: Murder is legal if you aren't a fucking pussy.
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Sadie: It's just one of those things we'll never know, like what happened to the Titanic.
Anna: It hit an iceberg.
Sadie: Maybe.
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Haoua: I trusted you... and you... bed bath & betrayed me...
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Anna: How can I tell if my waters boiling?
Charlotte: Put your hand in it.
Anna: Okay, thanks!
Anna: ...Wait.
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Charlotte: They're called leggings because vause you put your leg
Charlotte: You put your leg
Charlotte: They're called leggings because
Jamie: Take your time.
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Sarah: I hope you don't do anything stupid.
Sadie: I hope you don't hope too hard.
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Indira: Bold words for a college reject.
Elijah: Hey, college dropout! They let me in, I let myself out!
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Sadie: When I get murdered, I want you to make sure it's unsolved.
Maddie: What?
Sadie: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Maddie: Can we go back to the "When I get murdered"? __________________________________________
Anna: Would you like to tell the everyone how you became Leader of the Coffee Mafia©️?
Elijah: Well, I heard a clatter upon my rooftop, and I ain't no pussy, so I went out with my twelve gauge shotgon...
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Jamie: I thought, instead of Taylor getting tortured like she usually does, I thought I'd do a nice little nail salon for you. You excited about it?
Taylor: I have a funny feeling this is just gonna end up torture.
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Elijah: I have the height advantage!
Sadie: Your kneecaps don't.
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