Charlotte: No growing out of your goth phase.
Charlotte: We die like edgelords.
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Sadie: From now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what I plan to do with my life or about my future plans. I've updated my privacy policy.
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Sarah: You disappoint me.
Charlotte: Don't expect me to lose sleep over it.
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Maddie: I feel like we could save a lot of time and lives if from now on we just assume that I am always right.
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Anna: I'm tired of people telling me to 'Go to the hospital' and that 'I've lost a lot of blood' it's my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.
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Jamie: How did you two get kicked out of the movies?
Anna: Elijah was yelling diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
Elijah: Let me tell you, that last guy was a solid eight for sure.
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Indira: I will go find a car, if you two won't kill each other in the meantime.
Sarah: Oh please, we're not children.
*5 minutes later*
Charlotte: Eat shit and die.
Sarah: Fuck you.
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Taylor: You call it 'Bad At Darts'.
Taylor: I call it, 'Freestyle acupuncture'.
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Elijah: I fell for you.
Anna: Get the fuck up then.
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Sadie: I hate going into the kitchen and finding out I'm the only snack.
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McKenzie: Guys, I told you no fighting at the table.
The Mafia: You said breakfast table.
McKenzie: It's the same table!
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Elijah: Who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Anna: It's Charlotte's turn.
Charlotte: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Sadie: Inspirational.
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Sadie: Your significant other...is a goldfish.
Elijah: Explain?
Sadie: A snack that smiles back.
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Indira: I'm not out of control, I'm a law-abiding citizen .
Jamie: Name one law.
Indira: Don't kill people.
Jamie: ...That's on me, I set the bar to low.
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Sarah: Do you have any regrets?
Jamie: Absolutely! Thanks for asking!
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Indira: Today has gone beyond the typical 'Not my day' into the realm of 'Waking nightmare'.
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Sarah: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'good' side?
Sadie: Being mean makes me feel sad.
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Elijah: From now on, overly specific nicknames are banned.
Anna: Why?
Indira: Is it because of 'Rat Snitch Morgan The Good Time Ruiner'?
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Elijah: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Anna, grabbing the coffee pot: What if you don't?
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Elijah: If you want to get away with this, you'll have to go though me!
Sadie: And me!
Charlotte: And you don't wanna mess with us!
Anna: Sadie's a hair puller!
Jamie: And your not just dealing with them, you're dealing with all of us!
Maddie: Except me.
Sarah: Except Maddie!
Maddie: I don't really care what happens.
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