Title by ilymarriott
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Charlotte: *Mumbling in Latin*
Sarah: Listen, for the last time, I'm not a demon and you cannot exorcise me.
Charlotte: Worth a try.
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Sadie: How good of a mood are you in right now?
Haoua: What did you do?
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Jamie: My criminal record? The only crime I've ever committed is KILLING IT ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
Jamie: Just kidding, I've killed a man.
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Sadie: *Counting on her fingers*
Taylor: I just asked your age...
Sadie: Can you shut the fuck up for a minute?
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Ileana: You know, maybe things aren't so bad. From here, I've got the nice ocean breeze, just alone with my thoughts...
Anyone: Hey Ileana-
Ileana: GODDAMMIT!
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Anna: Oh shit.
Maddie: ....That doesn't sound promising.
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McKenzie, hoping for a normal lunch: How are you guys?
Charlotte and Maddie: Kuhaneck is part of the janitor cult.
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Choir/Drama kids: I have no authority figures telling me not to wrestle bears.
Pompa: I'll do it. I am that figure. I am telling you now: do not wrestle bears.
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Elijah after getting his wisdom teeth removed: Top ten Applebee's I've been arrested in rated by how good the floor was for doing the worm .
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Sadie: Let's go out and have some classic teenage fun because we didn't get to do any of it. Such as chew some glass...eat dirt...who knows. Maybe even kiss a lizard?
Indira: Not gonna lie, that sounds like a blast.
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Charlotte/Anna/Sarah/Taylor/Haoua/Ileana/Ian: I'm not wearing my glasses anymore, I've seen enough.
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Morgan: What's wrong?
Anna: Everything bitch, don't act stupid.
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Elijah: You OK?
Anna: [crying] Yeah, it was just these onions.
Elijah, to the onions: What the fuck did you say to my girlfriend?
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Anna: Oh come on, how long have you known me?
Charlotte: Too fucking long.
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Elijah, gesturing at the Coffee Mafia©️: These are my emotional support freshman. I did not ask for them. I did not want them.
Anna: And now?
Elijah: I still don't want them.
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Sadie: It smells like upchurch in here ha ha.
Sarah: What's upchurch?
Sadie: uhh baptism I don't know I don't go to church.
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Charlotte: It takes 14 muscles to smile, but it takes 43 to frown, which is why my face is fucking ripped and WILL kick your ass.
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Sarah: The next person to say "mood" or "same" or "me" after I make a threat will be thrown out of the window onto the solid concrete
Charlotte: Mood
Sadie: Same
Anna: Me
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Anna: I'm off to do something stupid
Sadie: Hold the fuck up, not without me.
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The entier mafia: Finding out that my fists can be injured when punching things was a very jarring moment in my life. How can these weapons of destruction be destroyed themselves in their use? How can these hands... catch themselves...
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