Gisa: the only gender reveal party I want to go to is one where bisexuals are revealing their next partner
Kilorn: how many Oreos do you think I can fit in my mouth?
Cameron: ...
Mare: why-
Cal: I'll give you twenty bucks if you get twelve.
Maven: I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
Iris: What's up?
Maven: I will kill Cal. I will have Mare. I might kill Mare.
Iris: may I interest you in some JeSuS
Julian: love you
Sara:
BAHAKAHAK SORRY NONE OF THESE ARE GOOD BUT THAT WAS THE WORST I LOVE IT
anyways...
Volo at home: Omg, look at this! It will go so well with my outfit during court tomorrow. Our family must look fabulous.
Volo in the Silver Court: How about no?
Elane: *exists*
Evangeline: Can you stop being so pretty I can't breathe.
Okay none of these were funny except for the Sara and Julian one I should probably call these scenarios instead but it's fine!
I'll get back to writing actual oneshots, I have a bunch of requests and scenes in mind it's just hard to be satisfied when I write them. It won't be long! Also a new chapter to the silver exchange should be up by the end of this week, I know it's been a while I've been having family problems.
