Steps to become a Gentleman:
1. Never take advantage of a woman, unless she delivers to you a 'look of approval'.
2. Never treat a woman with disrespect. Learn to control your temptations by keeping your dick in your pants unless she, herself, has removed them from your person.
3. If there is ever a time that you catch your woman without a smile on her face in your presence, you are at risk of losing her to ungentlemanly swine.
4. Never allow yourself to have bad hygiene. Pigs attract pigs.
5. Always be on time. A moment of a lady's time wasted is punishable by an eternal damnation in gentleman's heaven.
6. Keep your swearing to a minimum. Swearing in front of a lady is a sin of the highest fucking order.
7. Stay calm and collected. With a cool mindset, you can handle a situation quietly before the anger arises. That said, your ungentlemanly counterparts may find this impossible. Be wary of this and dismiss them with the back of your hand if proven necessary.
8. Always be controlled. The world does not revolve around your dainty little finger.
(The list will get longer over time, so be prepared to follow the rules!)
The Untimely Tavern is a bar where humans and mythical beings can enjoy a night out without crossing each other's path! The Two Worlds don't need to coexist in this special bar!
During the day in the human world it's night for the creatures, and at night for the human world it's day time for the creatures!
The bar will be open each night for each world!
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The Untimely Tavern of Peculiar Gentlemen
FantasíaSoren is the owner and leader of the Untimely Tavern of peculiar gentlemen. He is also known for his impeccable high taste in women. Despite his attraction towards them, he despises the woman mind. That doesn't mean he can't particularly be a gentle...
