Crazed Stuff Pt 1

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This isn't a real chapter, I just decided to write whatever was on my mind to make up for the short hiatus.  It might be a bit crazy and does not contribute to the story at all.

"Why are we standing in front of a rubbish old sight?" Faren asked.  A lot of changes had been made to her, specifically her hair.  She had dyed it a bright yellow.  As in highlighter yellow with green highlights.

Ahren likes math now, so that's that.

"I LOVE SQUARE ROOTS SO MUCH," he had screamed.

Dari somehow made a pig follow her around?  She also became a living Rapunzel.  She still manages to keep her hair clean after all this time.

"It says 'DANGER, DO NOT ENTER, UNSAFE'," Morgana read.  Oh, forgot to tell you, Morgana's not blind anymore.  And she's not evil anymore!  Oops, that was too much information.

"Why does that sound so familiar?" she mused.

"Probably because you told us that's where your wizard of a cousin told us we'd find if we saw his school," Dante said.  In this world, he knows who his mother is!  She's the goddess LDfnaljdlfj.  Hmm, she's LDfnaljdlfj.  SHE'S LDfnaljdlfj!

Ok, so there is an apparent error of LDfnaljdlfj's name.  But if you really want to know, little readers, just see the title of the book.  It's not like the author has made it any more obvious than it already is.   :)

"Morgana?"  They turned around and saw this dude with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

"Ian!  If it isn't the person who uses wands to cast spells," Morgana teased.

"Guys-" Faren was cut off by the two cousins reuniting.

"If you don't use wands, then what do you do?  Wandless magic?" Ian asked.

"No you nitwit, we save the world," Morgana said.

"GUYS-"

"Save the world?  Ha!  As if!" Ian said.  "All you guys have is your stupid Perseus Jackson.  WE have HARRY POTTER."

"Harry Pooter?" Morgana spat.  "Percy and his friends are amazing.  I bet Kronos's and Gaea's world domination would have spread to London by now if they didn't stop them."

"WELL, I BET VOLDEMORT WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU MUGGLES BY NOW-"

"I'M PREGNANT!"  

That caught their attention.  Especially Ahren's.

"WHAT!  I WILL GO KILL THE GUY!" HE SHOUTED.  THE TEXT IS SHOUTING TOO HAHA.

"Ajndfoejdoiljsa," Ahren said.   "3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 48610 45432 66482 13393 60726 02491 41273 72458 70066 06315 58817 48815 20920 96282 92540 91715 36436 78925 90360 01133 05305 48820 46652 13841 46951 94151 16094 33057 27036 57595 91953 09218 61173 81932 61179 31051 18548 07446 23799 62749 56735 18857 52724 89122 79381 83011 94912 98336 73362 44065 66430 86021 39494 63952 24737 19070 21798 60943 70277 05392 17176 29317 67523 84674 81846 76694 05132 00056 81271 45263 56082 77857 71342 75778 96091 73637 17872 14684 40901 22495 34301 46549 58537 10507 92279 68925 89235 42019 95611 21290 21960 86403 44181 59813 62977 47713 09960 51870 72113 49999 99837 29780 49951 05973 17328 16096 31859 50244 59455 34690 83026 42522 30825 33446 85035 26193 11881 71010 00313 78387 52886 58753 32083 81420 61717 76691 47303 59825 34904 28755 46873 11595 62863 88235 37875 93751 95778 18577 80532 17122 68066 13001 92787 66111 95909 21642 01989 38095 25720 10654 85863 27886 59361 53381 82796 82303 01952 03530 18529 68995 77362 25994 13891 24972 17752 83479 13151 55748 57242 45415 06959 50829 53311 68617 27855 88907 50983 81754 63746 49393 19255 06040 09277 01671 13900 98488 24012 85836 16035 63707 66010 47101 81942 95559 61989 46767 83744 94482 55379 77472 68471 04047 53464 62080 46684 25906 94912 93313 67702 89891 52104 75216 20569 66024 05803 81501 93511 25338 24300 35587 64024 74964 73263 91419 92726 04269 92279 67823 54781 63600 93417 21641 21992 45863 15030 28618 29745 55706 74983 85054 94588 58692 69956 90927 21079 75093 02955 32116 53449 87202 75596 02364 80665 49911 98818 34797 75356 63698 07426 54252 78625 51818 41757 46728 90977 77279 38000 81647 06001 61452 49192 17321 72147 72350 14144 19735 68548 16136 11573 52552 13347 57418 49468 43852 33239 07394 14333 45477 62416 86251 89835 69485 56209 92192 22184 27255 02542 56887 67179 04946 01653 46680 49886 27232 79178 60857 84383 82796 79766 81454 10095 38837 86360 95068 00642 25125 20511 73929 84896 08412 84886 26945 60424 19652 85022 21066 11863 06744 27862 20391 94945 04712 37137 86960 95636 43719 17287 46776 46575 73962 41389 08658 32645."  That took a while to say.

Faren sniffed.  

"It's a food baby."




:)

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