Misuno Harajuku and Emerin Kurisutaru (Naruto fan fiction)

Chapter 29~ There's a way back to ourselves!

Emerin's POV*

Why? Why? Why must this happen to me??!! Now I can't hang out with Naruto. Kami, gimmie a gun. Oh wait... the ninja world has no guns... Ahh! Fudge! Just...gimme a knife!

By the way, how the heck am I supposed to explain this to Naruto?! I promised to hang out with him at Ichiraku ramen! I sulked in my emo-corner.

"Hey Emerin-chan!" Aw crap. Speak of the devil, guys. Naruto... you had to come when I was like this? I saw Misuno, who was in my body, explain what happened to Naruto, and pointed to me, who was in Misuno's body. I wanna cry.

I heard footsteps. Then I felt a hand on my shoulder. I looked up to see Naruto. "You had to come and see me like this, eh?" I muttered, still sulking.

"Uh... I was wondering, would you still like to go eat ramen?" If anything, the cloud above my head got darker. "I would, but people might get the wrong idea."

Naruto looked downcast for a moment but brightened up. "Ok, I'll help you get back to yourselves! First of all, how'd this happen?" He asked. "Uh... we ran into each other, and bonked our heads." Misuno answered. She was eager to get out of this mess. Suddenly, Naruto reached down and bonked our heads. "OW!!" Misuno and I yelled in unison.

When we opened our eyes, we were still in the same problem! My eye twitched. "Ok, this is just some really bad dream and if someone can wake me up, this will be gone!" I freaked. Naruto looked like he was about to laugh. "What the hell are you laughing about?!" I raged. "It's just that I've never seen Misuno act like that. Uh... I meant that I've never seen...Uh... um...-" "TOO LATE!!!" Misuno yelled, grabbing Naruto's leg and flipping him over.

I sighed and put my head in my hands. "What are we gonna do?" I groaned. I swore I saw a lightbulb light up above Naruto's head. Huh... that's a first. "We could ask the old man!" Then Naruto proceeded to drag Misuno and I to see the old man.

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"Transferred minds? Interesting..." Kami, is that your favorite word or something? Old man, I came here for help , not for one of your...Uh... I don't have a word for that!!!

Anyway, the old man stroked his beard before saying " There is a way to get you back to normal.

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Huh... when you say back to normal, you actually mean back to our minds, but in pain??!! Yeah...normal.

How did we get back? Let's just say that the old man got this guy from the Yamanaka Clan to do this reverse mind transfer jutsu. The side effect is that the receiver would be in a lot of pain. Kami, tell us that before you do it, damn it!

The old man called in some medics to check me and Misuno. After they were done, one of them ran up to the hokage and started whispering something into his ear and then, the hokage nodded.

No...nononono. You are not doing what I think you're doing. "Well, your body's took some damage so you'll have to be hospitalized."  NOOOOOO!!!! WHAT'S WITH THE JINXING THESE DAYS??!! "NOOO!!! I yelled, jumping up, ignoring the pain, and started running up the walls. "NOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THE HOSPITAL!! I'M FINE!!!" I think the whole village heard me. Suddenly, my body gave in and my chakra dispersed from my feet. Then I fell off the wall. Eh??!!! This always happens to me but even in the normal world, I don't hurt myself this much. The worst thing that happened to me was that I broke my leg. But I didn't have to stay in hospital. Oh Kami...

Then, before I hit the floor, the old man caught me. Hey... I was above him and I didn't notice. Then the hokage handed me to the medics. "TRAITOR!!" I yelled. Then, I proceeded to get out of this hospital thing by moving nonstop.

Sure, it hurt like hell, but it would be worth it if I can get out of the going to the hospital thing. Then the stupid medic came and injected me with the stupid thing.

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So...here I am, in the hospital. Hey! The only reason I'm here is because the medics were to chicken to have a rematch!

Ah, well, I'll be gone the first chance I get. You know, when they decide to give me back my original clothes, unlocks the door and removes the bolts from the window! Kami, they know me so well.

Too bad for them, I always keep a extra set of clothes in a small scroll, and can create a lockpick with my crystal. In your face medics!

So I took out my scroll and summoned my clothes. I quickly slipped them on. Then I made a crystal lockpick. I lockpicked the window and prepared to jump out.

Then , I caught sight of something strange. A person's figure from behind a wall.

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Cliffhanger! So... who is this mysterious person? Find out in the next chapter!

~ Crystalsnowflake