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Minaris

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•immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on

both of them. it's 3am, they're drunk and they like embarrassing all their friends. can you really blame them? just hope teresa doesn't film any of it.

•wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes

aris. let's be honest. i can picture it now. minho thinks something bad might actually have happened for a moment until he realizes his whiny boyfriend is just complaining again. begrudgingly, he makes aris chocolate chip pancakes and goes back to bed.

•sends the other unsolicited nudes

minho, mostly when aris is in class. aris, over time, has learned to ignore it.

•brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt

minho. it's the first thing he does when he gets into a barfight, which is often. aris either breaks it up or joins in.

•comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops

aris has an insane sweet tooth, and minho is an enabler.

•blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit

aris. he once tried to ski backward down a mountain, fell on his ass, nearly broke his ankle, and then blew minho a kiss as he slowly lost speed.

•killed the guy (also, which hid the body)

they did it as a couple.

•wears the least clothing around the house

minho likes to show off his abs, and can't really be bothered to put a shirt on anyway. aris doesn't mind, but they have an ongoing argument about whether minho's abs are better or his arms.

•has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason

minho is a mushy dweeb sometimes and when they have fights he throws rocks at the window because aris locked him out. please let me in aris. i'm sorry, the yankees are better now please unlock the door i've been out here for four hours i love you