Object Crapidise(Wattpad Object Show)

Episode 2: Technically Temple Run

Hosty: Since it has been a while, you can now pick the teams!

TNT Block and Inky: YAY!

Hosty: Well, not exactly.

Inky: WOT.

Hosty: The other contestants go into the team that they want to.

Inky: WHYYY!

Hosty: They threatened to sue.

TNT Block: Seems legit.

Hosty: NOW DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!

Bubblegum Lollipop: Of course I'd pick TNT Block! He's too cute.

TNT Block(thinking): She loves me, She loves me....

Pompom Keychain: (to TNT Block) WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

TNT Block: WAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

Unknown Console: I'll pick TNT Block because Inky's retarded.

Inky: HEY!

Highlighty: I'll pick Inky because he's nice at least.

Chocolate Sauce: Same.

Inky: THANK YOU.

Bubblegum Lollipop: Hey Sparkly, like come to my team!

Sparkly: k then

Pompom Keychain:

Unknown Console: Now we've got two thots in our team.

TNT Block: *slaps unknown console on the screen*

Unknown Console: ow.

Unknown Console: Come here, Inspa Cube!

Inspiration Cube: k fine.

TNT Block: UC, STOP WASTING MY TEAM SPACE.

Unknown Console: Say's the object who thinks two sluts on a team is a good idea.

TNT Block: THAT'S IT. *EXPLODES IN UC'S FACE*

Appy: *walks to TNT's team*

TNT Block: You have to be fucking kidding me.

A little longer than a few mins later...

Hosty: These are the unnamed teams.

Team 1: TNT Block, Bubblegum Lollipop, Pompom Keychain, Unknown Console, Sparkly, Inspiration Cube, Rocket Lolly Juice

Team 2: Inky, Highlighty, Chocolate Sauce, Cuboid, Rainbow Heart, Appy

Note: Appy switched because TNT Block and Bubblegum Lollipop were bullying her.

Hosty: Time to name the teams.

TNT Block: *googles synoyms for awesome*

TNT Block: I have an idea!

Unknown Console: What? Team we have two idiots?

Bubblegum Lollipop: say that again and i swear i will-

TNT Block: No, you fucking idiot.

PomPom Keychain: Then what is it?

TNT Block: Team Amazing!

Rocket Lolly Juice: seems legit

With Inky's team...

Cuboid: Do any of you have a single idea?