Sparkly: *playing pokemon go* I NEED A LUCARIO-
Raspberry: BITCH, I'M GETTING THAT LUCARIO!
Pompom Keychain: NO, I AM!
Cuboid: AND I CAUGHT IT! :)
The other three:
Cuboid: Too bad! >:D
TNT Block: *runs over cuboid while in a shopping trolley*
Cuboid: THE FUCK ARE YOU OUT?
TNT Block: I WILL WIN THE ISLAND. I FUCKING WILL AND EVERYONE IN THIS OBJECT UNIVERSE WILL KNOW.
Cuboid: You AREN'T. Assholes don't get anywhere.
TNT Block: AND WASTES OF OXYGEN WON'T DO SHIT!
TNT Block: Won't I win?
TNT Block: Play Doh?
Play Doh: Everyone has an equal- TNT WILL WIN.
Cuboid: *mind* THAT'S SOME WEIRD SHIT.
TNT Block: And to make sure your gone...
Squishy Devil Emoji: *summoned* Sup.
Raspberry: YEE- *starts squishing squishy devil emoji*
Squishy Devil Emoji:
Raspberry: *hugging* uwu
Hosty: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME THIS WEEK, TNT. IF YOU ESCAPE AGAIN, I WILL MAKE YOU LEAVE THE SHOW COMPLETELY.
TNT Block: *holds a firework* Looks like I'll do one of my old tricks.
Hosty: *goes to uranus with a firework up his ass* NOOOOOOOOOO-
Uranus: *in space* I WANTED A GIRL TO BANG! :(
TNT Block: Whoops! Hosty's gonna die in an hour! :D
Rocket Lolly Juice: WHY THE FU-
TNT Block: *gives rocket lolly juice controllable love potion*
Rocket Lolly Juice: -CK ARE YOU SO CUTE? ❤❤❤
TNT Block: SO I CONTROL THE SHOW NOW! :D
Cupcake: I'M BACK AFTER SEVERAL EPISODES! :)
TNT Block: Good news. Hosty will die out of orbit.
Cupcake: YAY THANK YOU! *kisses TNT repeatedly*
TNT Block: ENOUGH.
Cupcake: Ok. :)
TNT Block: THE CHALLENGE WILL BE A DEATH TRAP! >:D
Play Doh:
TNT Block: Plus, Play Doh doesn't compete.
Play Doh: *happiness noises*
TNT Block: Now go to the death trap.
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Object Crapidise(Wattpad Object Show)
Random13 objects. 1 island. The winner gets the island while the rest eat shit. Read this to check who wins! EDIT #69 on Objectshows - 5/12/20
