Object Crapidise(Wattpad Object Show)

Episode 10: Hide and Seek but with the CORONAVIRUS

TNT Block: Honestly, I'm getting bored already.

Bubblegum Lollipop: SELFIE TIME!

TNT Block: I  W A N N A  D I E.

Bubblegum Lollipop: *takes a selfie with him*

Bubblegum Lollipop: *mind* All I have to do is post it and objects will eat it up like shit.

Pompom Keychain: This must be a fucking joke.

Sparkly: I know! All she does is being a thot on snapchat.

Pompom Keychain: True dat.

Unknown Console: BEGONE THOT-

Bubblegum Lollipop: *screams loudly and runs away*

TNT Block: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Unknown Console: She is a thot, TNT.

Unknown Console: Get that in your perverted brain. *walks away and drops a bottle of holy water*

TNT Block: *runs the fuck away*

Hosty: IT'S CHALLENGE TIME EVERYBODEE-

Everyone: HOW ARE YOU NOT FRICKING DEAD?

Hosty: The recoverycloud flew off that tree.

Everyone: Shame.

Hosty: The challenge is hide and seek.

TNT Block: Do I look like a baby to you?

Hosty: There's one extra thing tho.

TNT Block: What is it?

Hosty: The object who's going to find you is a new student from your school.

TNT Block: Please tell me your joking.

Coronavirus: Hi senpai~

TNT Block: HIDE ME!

Rocket Lolly Juice: Please stop hiding behind me whenever Coronavirus wants to kiss you.

Rocket Lolly Juice: YOU HAVE DEALT WITH FORCED KISSES MORE THAN ANYONE WHO WENT TO SCHOOL IN THE HISTORY OF OBJECTKIND IN THIS UNIVERSE.

TNT Block: That is the coronavirus. Do I look suicidal to you?

Cuboid: To be honest, TNT has to stay alive or calm or we'll get a sequel to that INSANITY.

Cuboid: *insanely* I still remember this and I will kill who started it-

Hosty: Close your fucking mouth so we can start this.

Hosty: The game starts now and yes everyone can go.

TNT Block: Thankfully, I have an underground bunker. *walks to it and jumps in*

TNT Block: I'm safe! Now to find my dorito stash and nintendo switch.

Pompom Keychain, Unknown Console, Double Stuffed Oreo, Raspberry, Sparkly, Highlighty and Bubblegum Lollipop: *slides inside using another entrance* Hi.

TNT Block: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

Pompom Keychain: Bruh, there was a door that was painted green to match the windows xp looking grass.

TNT Block: Oh....

Sparkly: Someone should lock the door quickly.

TNT Block: *locks the door* 

Sparkly: Good...

Sparkly: *mind* I should try playing videogames. They seem fun.

Sparkly: *goes on her phone and buys a switch*