Episode 13: Complicated

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Rocket Lolly Juice: *playing with a TNT Block plushie*

Raspberry: You OWN that crap?

Rocket Lolly Juice: Yes and don't call it crap.

Rocket Lolly Juice: It's just... TNT's gone and I had a crush on him for 7 years...

Raspberry: Well, hope there's about 10 plushies around here or World War 3 will happen.

Rocket Lolly Juice: Yes, I know about the fangirls.

Rocket Lolly Juice: Probably because of his criminal record.

Raspberry: I know that a couple of classmates got arrested a year ago.

Rocket Lolly Juice: I knew that someone was missing!

Raspberry: Why do you even have a crush on this horny dude anyway.

Rocket Lolly Juice: He's kinda hot.

Raspberry: I don't see why because the only type of relationship you'll get with TNT is him using you as a toy.

Raspberry: That happened to Ap-

Fourth Wall: DON'T YOU SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO WATCH PORN?

Raspberry: *flirting* Sorry, Fourthy~

Rocket Lolly Juice: And you say that I shouldn't love TNT.

Raspberry: Please don't tell Unknown Console.

Rocket Lolly Juice: Fine.

Hosty: CHALLENGE TIME!

Raspberry: What took you so long?

Hosty: Umm....

Raspberry: Seriously?

Hosty: The challenge is....

Hosty: I have no idea.

Hosty: Oh yeah, It's a free episode.

Contestants: THANKS CUBOID!

Cuboid: I'M FINALLY APPRECIATED! :D

Hosty: LOL NO, We're doing a water park race!

Rocket Lolly Juice: But I can't swim!

Hosty: If the Inanimate Insanity Finale taught you anything, USE A CORK.

Rocket Lolly Juice: Oh.

Hosty: That's what I thought.

Musical Notey: This is going to be fun!

Hosty: No shit.

Hosty: The winner of this challenge gets plane tickets.

Contestants: WHEN DO WE START?

Hosty: *teleports everyone to whatever the name randomiser can think of*

Hosty: Welcome to The Fucking Ocean.

Contestants:

Hosty: The randomiser was being a bitch so I named it myself.

Hosty: Btw, It's a waterpark under the sea.

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