Rocket Lolly Juice: *reading A Guide To Good Smutfics*
Rocket Lolly Juice: *hears some rap* Heck is this?
Cuboid and Musical Notey:
Rocket Lolly Juice: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS-
Hosty: Since you're fucking done with that, there's a rejoiner.
Pompom Keychain: Don't fucking lie.
Hosty: *teleports Highlighty* Do I look like I'm lying?
Rocket Lolly Juice: YAY! *friend hugs Highlighty*
Sparkly: *pissed*
Hosty: Get over it. He simply WON'T.
Sparkly: 🖕🤬🖕
Hosty: Plus, there's a double elimination.
Contestants: SHIT.
Hosty: Highlighty is obviously immune.
Highlighty: Good because I'm not going back with that pervy bastard.
Highlighty: *mind* The bitch hoards Bubblegum Lollipop merch for fucks sake.
Highlighty: *mind* Explains Episode 1.
Hosty: I read your mind and it's true, I've seen his "secret closet".
Hosty: The password was abc.
Highlighty: *wheeze*
Hosty: Now the challenge.
Hosty: Play Ding Dong Ditch and try not to get caught.
Rocket Lolly Juice: *mind* TNT, please escape.
Hosty: Plus, you'll be doing this 20 times.
Cuboid: FUCK
Hosty: And don't even think about making eliminated contestants do this for you.
Hosty: Because it's not going to happen.
Hosty: *looks at the girls* EVER.
Rocket Lolly Juice and Sparkly: *as of this moment, they are dying inside*
Hosty: So....
Hosty: swiggity swooty do the challenge ya fucking wankers
Hosty: *yeets himself to thy nhs for medicine*
See Episode 4.
Highlighty: Let's team up!
Rocket Lolly Juice: Good idea!
Highlighty and Rocket Lolly Juice: 😁
Sparkly: I'll just take the bus... *walks to the bus stop and sits on a bench*
Chocolate Bar: *sitting near her* Oh, you're here too.
Sparkly: Um, hi?
Sparkly: *mind* OH JESUS FUCK
Chocolate Bar: ...
Sparkly: *internally fangirling*
Chocolate Bar: Ok then... Go figure out your own shit. *throws a TNT plushie at Sparkly*
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Object Crapidise(Wattpad Object Show)
Random13 objects. 1 island. The winner gets the island while the rest eat shit. Read this to check who wins! EDIT #69 on Objectshows - 5/12/20
