Object Crapidise(Wattpad Object Show)

Episode 22: The Christmas Special

Rocket Lolly Juice: *walks around with highlighty*

Highlighty: It's nice spending time with you.

Rocket Lolly Juice: Same.

Highlighty: Also, wanna go to that new amusement park?

Rocket Lolly Juice: HELL YEAH!

Highlighty: Plus-

Inspiration Cube:

Hosty: ugh.

Hosty: *rips inspiration cube into pieces*

Cuboid: hyugh~

Hosty: What the type of noise are you even making?

Cuboid: *looking at porn*

Hosty: dear fuck

Cuboid: *notices hosty*

Cuboid:

Hosty: I saw what you were doing.

Cuboid: Let's never speak of this again.

Hosty: You do realise that the readers/viewers are seeing this.

Cuboid: *breaks the fourth wall and looks at us* DON'T TRY IT.

Fourth Wall: FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Fourth Wall: *touching himelf inappropriately while holding a bubblegum lollipop plushy*

Cuboid: o_o

Fourth Wall: No homo.

Hosty: Since It's December...

Hosty: We're doing a christmas challenge, dumbass.

Hosty: Why would you THINK that it wasn't one?

Hosty: It gives us VIEWS.

Rocket Lolly Juice: Obviously.

Hosty: Now shut up.

Hosty: The challenge is to decorate christmas trees.

Hosty: If you're Christmas tree looks like SHIT or I don't like it, you're eliminated.

Hosty: And this is the episode before the finale so you better do good.

Contestants: Yes, Hosty *somebody then says a sex term*

Hosty: WHO THE FU-

???: uwu hehe

Hosty: *gets a mini cross*

Cuboid: *mind* That sounded like Bubblegum Thotpop.

Hosty: Because it's her wearing a pink and white dress.

Hosty: *mind* Probably doing her job as an UNDERAGE PORN ACTRESS.

Bubblegum Lollipop: *flirting with Acid Cup*

Acid Cup: *happiness noises*

Hosty: