Rocket Lolly Juice: *inside a christian minecraft server*
Rocket Lolly Juice: Hey Cuboid, watch this.
Cuboid: ?
Rocket Lolly Juice: *says frick*
Cuboid:
Sparkly: *playing tomodachi life*
Musical Notey: *writing a ballad for TNT*
Cuboid: *singing* Do you know what you need, you pathetic piece of shit...
Cuboid: You're just writing a sonnet for a guy that doesn't like you...
Cuboid: So I'm just going to say this nice and clear...
Cuboid: A message you need to know...
Cuboid: GET A LIFE!
Musical Notey: no u
Cuboid: Shut up, bitch.
Cuboid: He's only going to use you for sexual hara-
Hosty: CHALLENGE TIME BITCH
Cuboid: ssment.
Hosty:
Sparkly: Why the fuck did you call us here now?
Sparkly: Seriously, it's 10PM and TNT's eliminated. There's no point.
Hosty: Because it's actually fucking October meaning we can do a halloween challenge.
Pompom Keychain: Um, Hosty?
Hosty: Yes?
Pompom Keychain: I-
Pompom Keychain: Sorry, I forgot.
Rocket Lolly Juice: Then why did you fucking ask?
Sparkly: *slaps Rocket Lolly Juice*
Sparkly: *playing with pompom keychain's fluff*
Pompom Keychain: *angry but blushing* Stop touching me.
Sparkly: But you're so-
Hosty: These are minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Hosty: I've taped your arms and legs to a fucking chair so listen up.
Hosty: Today's challenge is to collect candy because halloween.
Hosty: X3
Hosty: There will be mousetraps, tentacle monsters and teletubbies just to crank up the intensity.
Hosty: Just don't die because I'm not paying your medical bills.
Pompom Keychain: Of course you wouldn't, bastard.
Hosty: Now here's your buckets.
Hosty: Now go. *pushes the contestants*
Hosty: Now to play good music.
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Random13 objects. 1 island. The winner gets the island while the rest eat shit. Read this to check who wins! EDIT #69 on Objectshows - 5/12/20