Philippines: It's kinda hot here...
Author: It's just the right time for this dare...
. . . . . . . . .
*Malaysia is been walking in circles for hours*
Brunei: Yo, you okay?
Malaysia: WHAT DO YOU THINK??
Brunei: You're a spinning top...
*Malaysia face palmed and walks away*
Brunei: *pats Malaysia's shoulder* Look, I just trying to lighten yp the mood here. I know you're not okay.
*Malaysia looks at Brunei*
Brunei: *smiles at him* So, what seems to be the problem, abang?
Malaysia: *sighs* It's just...
Brunei: Hmm?
Malaysia: I DON'T WANT TO EAT INDO'S FOOD!!!
Brunei: *gasps* Woah! Abang, are you okay? Did a falling durian hit your head? *touches Malaysia's head*
Malaysia: No bro... I just don't want eat something spicy today...
Brunei: Then don't eat one!
Malaysia: BUT IT'S A DARE!!!!
Brunei: *gasps *cries dramatically* My dear abang is stuck in a curse!
Malaysia: *cries like a drama-queen* My lil bro... Don't cry. I'm always be here for you...
Brunei: BROTHER! ABANG! ONII-CHAN! I LOVE YOU!!! *cries*
Malaysia: *cries out loud* Huhu... I love you too!!!
*Brunei and Malaysia hug each other and cry*
Singapore: *slams the door* Shh! You too! Keep your mouths shut! You two cry more than an infant. I'm watching a Korean movie here!
Brunei: Oh... Sorry
Singapore: And... The protagonist died... Waaaaahhhhh!!!!!! *suddenly cry* *slam the door close*
*Brunei and Malaysia look at each other and continue crying*
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*Indonesia is reading a book seriously*
Author: Hello, Indo-chan! Heard about @AthensTheIdiot?
AthensTheIdiot: Hello, Indo-chan!
Author: She has a dare for yah!
AthensTheIdiot: So... What food are we making?
Indonesia; *snaps her finger* Aha! That's it! *grabs recipes at her fridge*.
Author: Yo, Indo?
Indonesia: Check this out, Author! *points at a page of her book*
Author: *reads* Oseng-Oseng Mercon...
Indonesia: "Mercon" in its name means "firecrackers*
Author: Ohh... That's hot...
Indonesia: Yes! Firecrackers it is! This dish, with beef as its primary ingredient, will give you spice in your tongue and will heat up your ears.
Author: Oof...
AthensTheIdiot: You better start cooking.
Indonesia: Would you like to help me cook?
AthensTheIdiot: Okay!
Indonesia: How 'bout you, Author?
Author: *sweats and smile* Hehe... I would love to but I might burn the kitchen as well as I help with those "firecrackers".
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