Percy's Christmas Wish List

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Obtained from the Aphrodite Cabin on 28th November, 2014.
Input in italics by Piper Mc Lean, Percy's secret santa.

Percy's Christmas Wish List

1. Panda pillow pet I feel like this is an inside joke. That or Percy's becoming the next Octavian.

2. New ball point pens (non-sword variety) exciting much

3. One Directions new album wait WHAT does widdle Percy need it to go along with his figurines

4. Big pile of schist. Just kidding. Good. Idk what that is and I'm not buying him poo.

5. Paint to repaint the inside of Cabin 3 but you didn't specify a colour... *snickers evilly*

6. A pet unicorn can you get me one too while you're buying one in Pet O

7. Blue food dye oh not this again

8. A brick for Jason MY BOYFRIEND IS NOT CHEATING ON ME WITH A BRICK WHY IS THIS STILL GOING OMGs

9. Annabeth yeah sure I'll just wrap her up and plonk her in a box by your door huh? Actually wait...

10. To be around all my friends did we really have to go all cliché at the end?

Dear Secret Santa (Piper I know it's you, you told Lacy, Lacy told Travis, Travis told Katie, who told Rachel, who told Annabeth, who told me), I realise some of these things on this list are impossible. Like I heard panda pillow pets are extremely rare. But I will be extremely disappointed and upset if you don't get me everything on this list so please do.

-Persassy Jackson.

Percy, please go fall into Tartarus (oh wait, you already did!) where am I supposed to find a tame unicorn???

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