These few pages were obtained from Mr D's office at CHB. Only a few could be taken, it was an incredibly dangerous task already. We hope to supply you with more later.
Diary of Mr D
6th November, 2014
I hate these kids.
I hate Zeus.
I hate Chiron.
I hate that stupid Hawaiian shirt he thinks he looks sooo good in.
I hate this camp.
8th November, 2014
I just bought a new shirt. It has unicorns on it and I wore it around Camp. Then my son told me it looked stupid and to take it off so I turned him into a grape vine for the rest of the day :).
15th November, 2014
Things to do today:
•Buy more diet coke
•finally kick Chiron's horsey butt at cards
•murder more useless children
26th November, 2014
Seymour the leopard bit my wig off today. Luckily no one was around. They can't see that their godly leader wears a wig. Gods knows what would happen then. I would lose all superiority.
1st December, 2014
I wore my unicorn shirt again today. Chiron told me it was ugly but he's just jealous.
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The Many Lists of Camp Half-Blood
FanfictionThis is a collection of lists, notes, and letters borrowed *cough* stolen *cough* from the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood. From tips for aspiring robbers by the Hermes Cabin, to love letters between couples you never knew existed, to lists of items to...
