This is the official permission slip and note for campers to go on an excursion to the wonderful shop (more like COUNTRY it's so fricken huge), IKEA. This trip is for year round campers, to make sure they have necessities needed for basic life. Taken from the desk of Chiron, on the 3rd of January, 2014.
Annual Camp Half-Blood Excursion - IKEA
Dear Campers,
We are pleased to announce that this years annual shopping trip to IKEA has been planned for the 24th of January. Below we have provided a timetable for the day and a list of rules. Remember to return your signed permission slips to the front desk harpy (Ms. Turducken) before the 16th, so we will be able to arrange enough transport and sort out groups for the day.
Timetables
Make sure you and your group stick tightly to the timetable, as it is important for keeping track if you all, and knowing who to punish for the almost-certain explosions.
You will be split into four groups, Alpha (α), Beta (β), Gamma (γ) and Delta (δ).
We will depart from the Camp Half-Blood Mess Hall at 6:40 am sharp. We estimate to arrive at IKEA by 8:00. Schedule is as follows.
8:00 - group α will go to the bedding section, β to cupboards, desks, and tables. Group γ, to kitchen ware and δ to carpets and rugs.
9:00 - α will rotate round to outdoor appliances and furniture. β To bedding, γ toys and games and δ to curtains, shutters and bedroom appliances.
10:00 - α to carpets and rugs, β to kitchen ware, γ to cupboards, desks and tables and δ to bedroom appliances and curtains.
11:00 - Everyone too meet at Food Court for early lunch and Roll Call. Please remember to avoid the neat balls as there have been complaints if them containing Pegasus meat.
12:30 - α to kitchen ware, β to carpets and rugs, γ to outdoor appliances and furniture and δ to toys and games.
1:30 - α to cupboards, desks and tables, β to bedroom appliances and curtains, γ to carpets and rugs and δ to bedding
2:30 - α to toys and games. β To outdoor appliances and furniture. γ To curtains and bedrooms. δ To lounges and sofas.
3:30 - Afternoon tea and roll call in Food Hall.
4:30 - Half an hour of free time.
5:00 - Meet at check out, but items, and set to buses.
5:40 - Roll call at buses.
Rules For The Day
- No electronics to be carried
- You may not leave your assigned group until the free time period and during time in Food Hall
- No more than four children of Hermes to be in each group (Stolls not to be placed together under any circumstances)
- No explosives
- No shop lifting
- Bring your own money (American dollars)
- Avoid meatballs in Food Hall
- You are responsible for your belongings
- No stealing money from cashiers and using it to pay for goods
- No stealing money from checkouts and using it to pay for goods
- No leaving the shop unless supervised by a responsible adult
- No leaving your designated area during a time frame
- Do not bring any 'pets' into the store, we do not want a repeat if the squirrel accident
- If you get lost it is up to your group leader to get you out
- Do not disobey your group leader
- Do not buy anything made from 100% polyester, it sets Argus on edge
- (MORPHEUS CABIN) No falling asleep during time in IKEA
- Do not wear any unusual looking contacts, we will not tolerate a repeat of the other accident from last year
- Do not buy 346 pieces if furniture with the intent to put them together as a 26 foot tall addition onto your cabin
- Do not dress up as Santa and run around telling children that you are evil
- Do not blow up an item if furniture
- Do not blow up a display
- Do not blow up a room
- Do not blow up a section of the store
- Just don't blow up anything
- Do not buy a giant blow up rubber duck, we already have enough and they are scaring the sprites
- Do not tell children you are them from the future and that the world is going to explode
- (ATHENA CABIN) Do not spoil books for people
- Do not get into a sass battle with the assistants
- No setting any thing or part of the store on fire
- No flooding the store to put out the fire
- Do not raise spirits of the dead
- Do not create a rainbow inside the store to distract customers from the raised spirits of the dead
- Try not to start spewing green smoke and prophecies
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Permission Slip (cut on dotted line and hand to front desk)
I, ___________________, Child of ___________ and resident of Cabin __________, give myself permission to attend the Annual Camp Half-Blood trip to IKEA. I agree to abide by all rules as stated above.
Date: / /
Signature
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