One-Shots - Good Omens | Ineffable Husbands

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Oh boy, here I go, delving into another one-shot book. Why didnt I write this when the show first came out? Y'know, at its peak? Instead I am deciding to write this now. Why? Because it appears I have circled back and become re-obsessed with good omens (who can blame me though)
I know I don't have the best track record when it comes to one-shot books. I've attempted a few, one of which I gave up on after about 10 chapters and the other one I straight up deleted. Maybe this time it'll go better though!
I hope you enjoy the story and if you want, I wrote an actual fic on ineffable husbands so you can find that on my page. Don't be afraid to like, comment, vote, or follow! I love interacting with my readers, plus my inbox is always open. You can send me one-shot ideas or requests that way! I hope you enjoy the story and thanks for your support!

I will write any trigger warnings at the top of each chapter. Also, I don't actually know anything about religion. I myself am agnostic (the only reason I'm not atheist is because I believe in ghosts so I must believe in an afterlife) so I'm not 100% educated on the ways of Christianity. If I write about something that is incorrect, please correct me! I don't want to upset anyone or do anything like that. I respect all religions, I'm just not very educated on them. Bare with me! :)

Also, here is a list of head cannons I think are true so when you read the one-shots, they'll most likely go by these unless otherwise requested. Like I said, these are all HEAD cannons so they are not confirmed (therefore you don't have to believe them) but I figured I would just put a few of my favourite ones down.

- Crowley knew Aziraphale before he fell

- when an angel falls, they keep their memories and is erased from the memories of all the other angels

- Crowley has been in love with Aziraphale since the day on the wall

- Aziraphale realized he was in love with Crowley when he saved the books at the bombing

- Crowley tries to act all tough but when it comes down it Aziraphale can make him fall apart (i.e Aziraphale is TOP lmao not that it actually matters because I doubt there will be any smut in here)

- The J in Anthony J Crowley 1000% stands for Janthony 

- obviously, since they're celestial beings they have no concept of gender but I think Crowley messes around with his appearance much more than Aziraphale 

Heads up: I doubt I'll have a consistent upload schedule. I might post 3 in a day and then not post again for like, 2 weeks. I could just write a bunch and then post them periodically every week but I just get so excited and I want to share my stories with yall,,,, so uh sorry about that :)

WARNING: So uhhhh when I really like characters my favourite thing to do is hurt them. It's not a problem I swear! But yeah uh sorry about that but most of these stories will be based around someone getting hurt. Whoopsies. 

Also!!! If you want to ball your eyes out to a song inspired by Ineffable Husbands go listen to Come With Me by Chxrlotte. I'm not like sponsoring her or anything it's just a really wonderful song. I cried for around a half an hour and then spiraled into an existential crisis about how I wish fictional characters were real, but hey. That might not happen to you :) enjoy!