PJO, HoO, and ToA Quotes

Apollo

This chapter is all the Tyrants Tomb Chapter titles 'cos they crack me up :DDD

There is no food here

Meg ate all the Swedish Fish

Please get off my hearse

Dude, this isn't cool

Dude just tried to eat my dude

That's my dead dude, dude

I cannot chew gum

And run with a coffin at

The same time. Sue me

Ukulele song?

No need to remove my guts

A simple 'no' works

Hi, everybody,

Here's a little tune I call

'All the Ways I Suck'

Sailing north to war

With my Shirley Temple and

Three cherries. Fear me.

Nice stroll into town

Happy birthday to Lester

Here's some gift-wrapped pain

Tattoos! Get yours now!

Free, wherever books are sold

Also, a large cat

Dearly beloved,

We are gathered here because

Hera stinks. Amen.

Sing it with me: Who's

Afraid of the Big Good Wolf?

Me. That would be me.

Dirt and bubblegum

Lavinia brought enough

For the whole senate

I now have a plan

To make a plan concerning

The plan for my plan

Romance disaster

I'm poison for guys and gals

You wanna hang out?

Relucatant arrow

Grant me this boon: permission

To skedaddleth

Nightmare carousel

Totally let your kids ride