"Janus," she said, "are we causing trouble again?"
"N-no, milady!" Janus's right face stammered.
"Yes!" The left face said.
"Shut up!" The right face said.
"Excuse me?" The woman asked.
"Not you, milady! I was talking to myself."
"I see," the lady said. "You know very well your visit is premature. The girl's time has not yet come. So I give you a choice: leave the heroes to me, or I shall turn you into a door and break you down."
"What kind of door?" The left face asked.
"Shut up!" The right face said.
"Because French Doors are nice," the left face mused. "Lots of natural light."
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PJO, HoO, and ToA Quotes
FanfictionLets hit the highlights of the old and new books. I'm actually re - reading every book for this, sooooooooooo
