Whokemon: a doctor who/pokemon story (Pokemon Watties 2015)

Chapter 3: Where are we?!?!

Clara, The Doctor
■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■
Unknown Location

I woke up, with a green landscape in front of me with the same blue sky. The TARDIS was on it's side with The Doctor partly in a bush.

"Doctor!! Here, let me get you out!" I yelled.

The Doctor was struggling, I couldn't make out his muffling from the bush, but it sounded like he encountered something vicious in the bush, we were in a forest anyway.

I pulled him out and The Doctor started to run in circles, with what looked like a purple rat nibbling on his face.

"AHHHH!! GET IT OFF ME, CLARA!!!!"

"What do I do?" I asked.

"JUST PULL IT OFF!!!"

"Then hold still!!!"

I struggled to pull that purple rat's mouth from The Doctor's nose, it was squirming to hold onto the Doctor's nose like if it was food. The Doctor kept yelling an agony as I pulled the purple rat off The Doctor's nose. I held the purple rat by it's tail and it kept saying:"Rat-tat-tat!!! Rat-tat!!"

I let go of the purple rat and it ran away into the bushes.

"What the hell was that?!" I exclaimed.

The Doctor used some regeneration energy on his nose, and it was healed.

"I hope that never happens again, since I'm out of regeneration energy, anyways....where are we??"

The Doctor waved his screwdriver again, and he looked astonished, "we're in another universe! That vortex just pulled us into another parallel universe!! But why would the vortex pull us from Gallifrey's coordinates? Why not somewhere else?"

The Doctor went to the TARDIS, which was still toppled over. We brought it back up and went inside.

The TARDIS was dark, and it looked like it wasn't working.

"I need to charge the TARDIS, but I need power" The Doctor spoke.

"Shouldn't we look for someone that can help us?" I suggested.

"Yes! But before that, I need to get something!"

The Doctor giddyly stepped down into the floor under me and came back with a fez.

Really, Doctor? Can't you just walk away without grabbing a fez?

I didn't say that to him, but he told me:"So...why don't we go explore this new world with my fez?"

I rolled my eyes and joked:"Ok, just lose the fez", and walked out of the TARDIS.

"Aw c'mon! Fezzes are cool!"

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Doctor, Clara
■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■
Unknown Location

I came out of the TARDIS with my awesome fez.

Fez, check, screwdriver, check, Jammie Dodgers, check, bowtie, still looking cool.

Clara and I started to walk down the path, I waved my screwdriver and said:"The screwdriver says there's a town nearby with a few people ahead, maybe there we can get help".

"We better hurry up, then!" Clara replied.

"Oh.....and it's about 9 hour walk from here".

"What?!"

"Don't worry, let me get the motorcycle".

I walked back to the TARDIS and then I felt a gust of wind coming.

Then something whizzed pastme and Clara.

"Doctor! What was that?"

"I don't know, let's find out!" I amused.

The thing whizzed past us again, and then it was floating right in front of us.

It was......the most cutest thing I have ever seen.......a cute little light-pink creature with blue eyes floating a few feet off the ground with a long tail.

"Mew!" the creature spoke.

"Hello! I'm the Doctor! And this is Clara! I don't know if you can understand me, but hello!!"

"Meww?" the creature replied, cocking it's head in intrest.

The creature flew closer and looked at my fez. It seemed interested in what it was, I think.

"It's called a fez, you wear it, cuz they're cool".

"Doctor...."

"It's ok, Clara".

Then the creature grabbed my fez and flew up a tree!!!

"Hey!! Bring that back!!"

The creature swooped again and snagged my bow tie and my screwdriver!!!

How did it grab my bowtie off so easily?! And my screwdriver was in my pocket!!!

"Mew!!!" the creature giggled, admiring it's reflection from a puddle below..

"Please! Give those back! They're really important to me!!!!"

Clara was just standing there, snorting.

"Clara! Seriously?!"

"What? You shouldn't have even brought your fez out" Clara snickered.

"Shut up!"

I turned around and the creature just flew away with my fez,  my bow tie, and my screwdriver!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MY SCREWDRIVER!!!! MY FEZ!!!!! MY BOW TIE!!!! OH MY FEZ!!!!!!!" I cried.

Clara just facepalmed herself and laughed so hard.

"THAT WAS MY ONLY FEZ, SCREWDRIVER, AND BOWTIE!!!!!!!"

I don't even feel like riding a motorcycle anymore......