*Private Chat between Fletcher and Tanith
Tanith: Hey Fletch. I know about you and Valkyrie
Fletcher: You do? Did she tell you?
Tanith: I wouldn't exactly say she told me but anyway
Fletcher: Who else knows?
Tanith: Ghastly but that's only because he saw you guys at the restaurant during your date yesterday
Fletcher: Please please don't say China knows
Tanith: Don't worry she doesn't and plus if China knew, she'd make sure that you knew that she knew
Fletcher: Right.
Tanith: So uh you and Valkyrie huh?
Fletcher: Yeah she's sweet
Tanith: Was yesterday your first date?
Fletcher: Yeah. Why are you so curious anyway?
Tanith: Valkyrie's my best friend. And I want her to be happy with you
Fletcher: Um Tanith?
Tanith: Yeah?
Fletcher: What's her idea of the best guy ever?
Tanith: probably muscly and nice hair so you've lucked out on that one
Fletcher: Tanith....
Tanith: Chillax I'm kidding
Fletcher: Good
Tanith: She likes you, don't worry about that
Fletcher: Then.. what's her idea of a perfect date?
Tanith: Wow you're that into her. Congrats
Fletcher: You're her best friend. Tell me, what's her perfect date?
Tanith: She mentioned that she would really like to go to that theme-park. You know that one that 2 hours away from here. Although she probably doesn't want a 2 hour drive so I suggest you take a drive up there this weekend and teleport her there during your date
Fletcher: Thanks Tanith. Do you think Ghastly will give me a ride?
Tanith: If you want, I'll give you a ride
Fletcher: Thanks I want it to be perfect for Valkyrie
Tanith: As long as you don't mind riding on my motorbike
Fletcher: I don't mind. I'm doing it all for Valkyrie anyway
Tanith: You've changed. Since the last time you two went out with each other
Fletcher: Yeah. I guess we've both changed
Tanith: I'm happy for you two
Fletcher: Thanks. I really like Valkyrie now you know? Last time I just went out with her because... I don't even know why. I guess I looked up to her then. But now I'm going out with her because I love her. I seriously love her. She's perfect and she's mine
Tanith: Wow that's great! I'm so glad you love her so much Fletcher. But I'm warning you, if you ever hurt her, I will make sure you are hurt 1000 times worse
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