Golden (rewrite)

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You were grateful that Lanette lets you sleep in the guest room. Its small compared to the master bedroom, but at least you have privacy now.

Of course, it wasn't that easy to convince him to let you sleep in there. You had to stand firm and told him you rather sleep with the fishes than share a bed with him. After a few shedding of tears and a couple minutes of yelling, he gave up and revealed that he has a small guest room for you to sleep in temporarily.

Knowing your best friend (that has gone absolutely mad) you immediately gave the whole room a shakedown, trying to find any hidden cameras or microphones. You had mixed feelings when you actually found a working sound recording device underneath your wardrobe.

You felt triumphant because you were right, at the same time you felt sad and disappointed because your best friend is really a gone case. Hopeless, unsalvageable.

"Go to hell, Lanette." You mumbled into the device before smashing it onto the ground. You made sure the red light completely died off before pulling your phone out of your pocket.

"Hmm, I never really got to read what my fans are talking about."

You turned off the lights and the door before laying down on your bed. It was pitch dark, so the light from your screen is the only thing illuminating your face.

"Okay... Let's see my feed here..." you furrowed your eyes when you spot that Lanette 'resqueaked' your latest post with a caption.

"@LanetteVolAresseOfficial: my (y/n) caught me off guard! Though, it's nice of them to learn how to use a camera. I love you (y/n)!" You cringed at the balant fakeness of it. Everything is so generic and artificial, that's what you dislike about Lanette's lifestyle. Everything revolves around the public's opinion.

"Plastic bitch." You mumbled quietly as you scrolled down to the comments.

"HAHAHAHSHSH THEYRE LIKE TOTAL OPPOSITES"

"Chaotic Chaotic (@(y/n)VolAresseOfficial) paired with lawful good (@LanetteVolAresseOfficial)"

"Oh he mad mad"

"The fakeness...."

"ABDHEUEHDIWIDJEJF IDK IF (y/n)'s REALLY TECH DUMB OR THEY'rE TROLLING US AND LANETTE"

"Lanette @ squeaker: omfgg i love (y/n) they're so cute and funnee silly goose taking picture of me like that ha ha

Lanette @ home: get me my chancla."

"I bet Lanettes prolly beating the shit outta (y/n) for taking such an unflattering pic of him LOLOLOLOL"

"More like (y/n)'s beating the shit out of him with that sheer crackhead strength...."

"Yeah, they explicitly said that they weren't happy with Lanette anywyas, why dont they leave then? Toxic bitch."

"^hey, you dont know what the hell is going on behind closed doors shut up"

"^well, why dont they be transparent about it? The way they be presenting rhemselves aint that pretty either."

You rolled your eyes, not bothering to read through the whole argument of five hundred over comments.

You scrolled down, wanting to see the hilarious and creative comments.

"#evolutionofcrackhead(y/n) from gibberish to monkey talk to short sentences and finally to a crap picture of Lanette"

"Lanette @ (y/n): you have disrespected me for the last time, give me your phone."

"yep, this is going into my cringe compilation."