oneshots ∘ why don't we

da bois

da boissss
today 5:11pm

danman
yo

jacko
wassup

zacc
wacky idea guys let's go to joho's house

joho
i did not agree to that

corbone
YESS

danman
who's moms driving

zacc
something smells like jacks milf of a
mother !!!!

jacko
u legit trashed the car last time and
now my mom needs a new backseat

jacko
dans mom's driving

danman
my mom ain't doing Shit

joho
guys i literally didn't even agree to
any of this y'all can't just show up at
my house

jacko
yes we can

corbone
i think ashley can drive us but she said if
joho flirts with her again she'll call the
police for reverse pedophilia😁

joho
I WAS NOT FLIRTING WITH HER

joho
SHE TOK US MINI GOLFING AND
MY MOM WANTED HER NUMBER NOT
ME

john
AND I WOULDNT EVEN BE IN THE CAR
THIS TIME YALL ARE COMING TO MINE
APPARENTLY

zacc
u wanted her so bad

jacko
this is why your names joho

joho
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

danman
it's like soho but you're a thot

corbone
how is jonah a thot the last girl he talked to
was the student teacher miss kingsley and
even then he was burning up

joho
SHUTTHEFUCKUP

zacc
HAHAHAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

jacko
she lowkey wanted him

joho
I SAEAR TO GOD

jacko
saear

danman
jonUh u literally have four girlfriends stfu

joho
what no

joho
i'm hideous no girls want me

zacc
oh but I want u daddy

jacko
HEY

joho
i want u 2 bae

jacko
STOP??:$???8)?

zacc
calm down j u know i love you

jacko
i love you too :)

joho
no relationship talk it makes me feel
lonely we've been over this