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three musketeers

THREE MUSKETEERS AYE AYE
(but we're a group of five)
today  10:03pm

JONAH !
anyways i wanna kms

EBEN !
k but when did we ask

JAY !
k lol

DAN !
do it then bestie we're all waiting

JONAH !
what if i was actually suicidal

DAN !
didn't u just say u were? girl start
acting on that shit fr

JAY !
tbh

Z !
everything alright jo? u can txt
me privately if you need

JONAH !
no i'm just stressed out

Z !
science again? :(

JONAH !
no no

JONAH !
well yeah but

JONAH !
u know that guy i like

JONAH !
the one i never stop talking about

JONAH !
he's in my astronomy class

JONAH !
and he was in my psychology class
in 10th grade and now when i look
back on the mem he was cute even
back then

Z !
of course ik of corbyn

DAN !
yeah we're very aware of the bitch

DAN !
love is so disgusting i'm so disappointed
in u for falling into the trap

JAY !
tbh

Z !
it isn't bad at all once u find the
right person

Z !
u all will find ur person eventually
i promise

EBEN !
why have a person when i can be
the drunk uncle hello

JAY !
bro fr

JAY !
im giving all my grandchildren drugs
no one is safe

DAN !
giving my kids drugs but not me???

DAN !
you're literally so worthless jack
giving my kids cancer and what
do i get lmk

JAY !
lice

DAN !
LICE????

DAN !
worthless asf

JAY !
maybe franny likes lice u never
know

DAN !
leave franny out of this.