𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥- 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐭

𝘛𝘦𝘯- 𝘘 & 𝘈

Left:
Interviewer

Right:
Claire

Middle:
Fan

"Do you like Timothée Chalamet"

"Oh yeah, I actually got
to meet him not too long
ago. He's really nice"

"Really? How long
ago was that?"

"Just a couple of days ago,
haha. I was leaving my
house and bumped into
him on the elevator."

"How did that go?"

"It went... okay."

"You hesitated. Did
it not go okay?"

"Well, it wasn't exactly as
magical as you'd imagine.
You see, I'm a dense idiot
so multiple time I messed
up and made things
awkward."

"What happened?"

"Well, when I got on to the
elevator, I was listening
to music and looking at
my phone so I didn't
recognize him.

"He asked me what floor I
wanted to go to so I told
him, and when I looked up,
he looked like, super shocked.
So I'm like "oh is something
wrong?" And he just goes,
"no, it's just that you're..."
and I realize, "oh he
recognizes me."

"So you know, I'm like, "Oh,
are you a fan?" And he goes,
"You could say  that." So we
shake hands and he tells me
that his name is Timotheé and
it finally clicks, and I'm like,
"Oh, you're Timothée
Chalamet."

"So he says, "Yeah, I'm the
guy who called you
gorgeous on Twitter.""

"Ooh that sounds
like flirting to me.
Do you think he
was flirting with
You?"

"Maybe? I really don't know.

"So I thank him and he goes, "I
hope that wasn't creepy or
anything," so I tell him it wasn't,
but that I didn't want to like,
make his girlfriend jealous because
I have heard of that happening
before. So he goes, "Oh, I don't
have one." And I think to myself,
"Claire, don't just assume he's
straight!"

"So I say, "oh I wouldn't want
to make any boyfriends jealous
either." And he says, "I'm not gay,
just single." And  to say I felt
like an idiot would be an
understatement. I don't want to
like, rub it in his face that he's
single or anything.

"So I try to make a joke like, "oh
well lucky me," because I didn't
upset anyone, and then I realize
what that implies so I scramble
to try to fix my mistake and I'm
just like, "Oh, not like that!!" And
then the door opens.

"So I'm thinking, "oh finally,
you can't do anything else
to make a fool of yourself
now.""

"Did you?"

"I did. I really did.

"How so?"

"Well, I start walking
backwards out the door, and
because I wasn't facing the
right way, I missed the "Wet
floor," sign, and I slipped.
Which, on its own was pretty
embarrassing, but even
worse, he caught me. It was
so awkward.

"So he helps me back on my
feet and we're both like, "oh well
it was nice meeting you, bye!"
And we take off."

"Wow, that's...
wow."

"I know, I know. He's really
so sweet and I feel so bad for
being so awkward. "