𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥- 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐭

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯- 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘴

Ladybird 🐞 - Saoirse Ronan
Arm & Hammer 🔨 - Armie Hammer
Queen Elizabeth 🎂- Elizabeth Chambers-Hammer
Lil Timmy T 🍑 - Timothée Chalamet

Group-chat name: Timotheé Chalamet fan-club

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
So when were you gonna tell
us about your girlfriend,
Timothée???

Ladybird 🐞:
Girlfriend?!?! Why was I
not made aware of this
sooner???

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
Yeah that's what I'd like
to know

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
You've got some explaining
to do, sir

Queen Elizabeth 🎂:
Oh dear, here we go

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
I literally have no idea what
you guys are talking about

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
Wait a minute

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
Is this about Claire???

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
Yes, in fact, it is about
Claire

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
Why didn't you tell me about
her??? I thought we were best
friends????

Ladybird 🐞:
Oh you mean Claire Zammuto?
She's seems lovely

Queen Elizabeth 🎂:
You know her, Saoirse?

Ladybird 🐞:
I know of her but I don't
know her personally

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
She's not my girlfriend

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
We've talked a couple times but
we're just friends

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
Mhm. Sure

Queen Elizabeth 🎂:
He's been angry about this
all day

Queen Elizabeth 🎂:
"I can't believe he'd LIE to me
and keep such an important
secret from me!!!"

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
And I stand by what I said

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
You called her gorgeous,
Timmy. It's pretty obvious
that even if you aren't
dating, you've got a thing
for her

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
I do not!!

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
She's just a friend, nothing
more.

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
LIES

Ladybird 🐞:
Ooooh Timmy's got a
crush!!

Ladybird 🐞:
You two would be cute
together!!

Queen Elizabeth 🎂:
Aw, they really would!!

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
I don't have a crush on her,
I just think she's a really good
actress

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
And that she's really pretty

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
And super funny

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
Crap

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
See! I told you! He has
a crush on her!!

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
You need to tell her

Ladybird 🐞:
Yes!

Queen Elizabeth 🎂:
You should! She might like
you back!

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
No, no way

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
Not happening

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
Out of the question

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
But Timmy!!!

Lil Timmy at 🍑:
Even if I do like her (which
I don't) there's no way she'll
like me back

Ladybird 🐞:
You totally should!!

Ladybird 🐞:
You guys would be the
cutest!!

Queen Elizabeth 🎂:
Ship name: Climotheé

Ladybird 🐞:
Oml I love it

Arm & Hammer 🔨 named the conversation "Climotheé fan-club"

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
Well it was nice knowing
you all but now I'm going
to go throw myself off a
cliff

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
You can't run from your
feelings forever, Timmy

Arm & Hammer 🔨:
You're gonna have to tell
her eventually

Lil Timmy T 🍑:
Sure sure

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