The Diary Entries

My sons teacher

So,

My sons teacher keeps leaving her number in my sons homework. Now my husband found it weird and messaged her, she managed to convince him that she has all parents numbers and likes to keep in touch. Of course my husband didn't question that further, despite knowing she had flirted with me before, particularly that day my husband had me wear those leather pants. She had even recorded us in the car where I ...fell and landed on the gearstick. Oh and not forgetting her seeing naked photos of me on my husbands phone.

My husband got annoyed with my mother one night, and we may or may not of made a sex tape to send to her - the teacher then may or may not of received the video by freak accident.

I have chose to ignore her in hope she'd take the hint, it appears she is now pestering my son. I may need to arrange a meeting in the school, the only problem with that is...the school counsellor may be there. How on Earth that man got his qualification is beyond me.

It seems since I've become a parent, more women have gotten attracted to me, as though I'm some walking magnet. I even show my wedding ring and that doesn't put them off. In fact, one occasion where both my husband and I were surrounded by a group of girls flirting with us. We showed them our rings explaining how we are married to each other, this heightened their interest more and asked us to make out...

Of course we obliged.

And that was the first time we managed to get so many women in the same room wet at the same time.

I know, such talent.